Puns about People (Love and Marriage) - page 4

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31. When he proposed to her, she found it very engaging.
  2.9 stars
32. The bride's best friend is so proud, she's practically made of honor.
  2.9 stars
33. When his wife asked for wooden walls in the basement, they had a panel discussion.
  2.9 stars
34. My wife wants our daughter to marry a stable guy. How about the jockey or better yet the groom?
  2.9 stars
Jan Pawel - New England
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35. Florence Nightingale had many suitors because men liked to go with the Flo.
  2.9 stars
36. Honeydew you realize we cantaloupe because they would banana from traveling to chili.
  2.8 stars
edc - Connecticut
37. They were married by candle-light, but the marriage lasted only a wick.
  2.8 stars
38. He often played the violin with his wife, but she never played second fiddle.
  2.8 stars
39. The Spaniard's wife was always up before the Don.
  2.8 stars
40. I really would put my wife on a pedestal if she wasn't so afraid of heights.
  2.7 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska

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