Puns about People (Love and Marriage) - page 4

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31. The All-Pro wide receiver's wedding was a little bit shaky, but his reception was excellent.
  3.0 stars
Ricdaddy - Ohio
32. Marriage is hard but divorce usually goes off without a hitch.
  3.0 stars
33. The bride's best friend is so proud, she's practically made of honor.
  2.9 stars
34. My wife wants our daughter to marry a stable guy. How about the jockey or better yet the groom?
  2.9 stars
Jan Pawel - New England
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35. Florence Nightingale had many suitors because men liked to go with the Flo.
  2.9 stars
36. Honeydew you realize we cantaloupe because they would banana from traveling to chili.
  2.8 stars
edc - Connecticut
37. They were married by candle-light, but the marriage lasted only a wick.
  2.8 stars
38. He often played the violin with his wife, but she never played second fiddle.
  2.8 stars
39. The Spaniard's wife was always up before the Don.
  2.8 stars
40. I really would put my wife on a pedestal if she wasn't so afraid of heights.
  2.7 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska

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