Puns about People (Military)

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1. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
  4.0 stars
Haymant Shew - Ontario
2. An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire.
  3.6 stars
3. Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.
  3.6 stars
4. A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
  3.6 stars
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5. The pirates were fighting with each other because they didn't have good anchor management.
  3.6 stars
Kevin A - Corvallis, OR
6. Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.
  3.5 stars
7. You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.
  3.5 stars
Brooks - Houston, TX
8. Where do cavemen store their weapons? In the clubhouse.
  3.4 stars
Gordon - Fort St. John, BC, Canada
9. Did you hear about the high-ranking military father who cloned himself? The result was a Major Faux Pa.
  3.4 stars
Kerry - Kansas
10. He took a gun to his watch because he wanted to kill time.
  3.4 stars

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