Puns about People (Military)

1.	When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
2.	The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. Haymant Shew - Ontario
3.	The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
4.	Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican. OGM
5.	Did you hear about the high-ranking military father who cloned himself? The result was a Major Faux Pa. Kerry - Kansas
6.	You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water. Brooks - Houston, TX
7.	An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire.
8.	He took a gun to his watch because he wanted to kill time.
9.	Land mines cost an arm and a leg.
10.	Army doctors are involved in big military operations.