Puns about People (Military) - page 4

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31. I was fighting a Dragon, easier slayed then done.
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32. The general started bowling before his aide had entered his name on the score sheet. He had launched a pre-emptive strike.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
33. Most samurai refused to shave. They were bushi.
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Andrei Circhelan - Romania
34. A young corporal dislocated his arm during a battle but kept going. You could say he was shouldering on.
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35. Navy regulations prohibit underwater promotion to the ministry, doing so would constitute insubordination.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
36. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman.
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Joseph Leff - Florida
37. Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
38. The port was very beautiful. The sailors said it was haven on earth.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
39. The knights facing each other at King Arthur's table disagreed a lot, because they were diametrically opposed.
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40. Could modern submarines be the wave of the future?
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