Puns about People (Politicians)

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1. Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2. The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.
  3.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. Russia was slow to recover after WW2 because it kept Stalin around.
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duncan - Victoria, BC
4. Politics only serve to make the future moron-certain.
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5. The dictator was really upset about the neckwear he had received as a gift. What a tie rant.
  3.5 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
6. Earl Grey was away on business during the election. So he cast an absent-tea ballot.
  3.5 stars
D. Moritz - Minnesota
7. When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose.
  3.4 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
8. John Hancock didn't retire, he just resigned.
  3.4 stars
Logan - Ohio
9. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses.
  3.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
10. Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town.
  3.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY

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