Puns about People (Politicians)

11.	John Hancock didn't retire, he just resigned. Logan - Ohio
12.	Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town. Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
13.	A talkative politician was the world's first passenger side air-bag.
14.	A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
15.	The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun. Bob - Corvallis, OR
16.	An egotist is someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
17.	An ambassador is the one who lies abroad for the good of the country.
18.	Paula thinks she knows alot about government, but she doesn't. Politics me off. Cluk - Arlington TX
19.	The nomadic tribe had to settle for their current leader until they could find a Bedouin.
20.	A politician who had been an astronomer was always saying 'no comet'.