Puns about People (Politicians) - page 2

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11. When I learned what the gun lobby was doing, I went ballistic!
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
12. Paula thinks she knows alot about government, but she doesn't. Politics me off.
  3.3 stars
Cluk - Arlington TX
13. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers.
  3.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
14. The nomadic tribe had to settle for their current leader until they could find a Bedouin.
  3.3 stars
15. The ancient Japanese leader lost his legs in a logging accident, and became a sawed-off Shogun.
  3.2 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
16. The president can't pass the bill because it's still incongruous.
  3.2 stars
17. The state legislature could not decide whether to fund the water control project or the all weather stadium. It was a no win situation. Dammed if you do, domed if you don't.
  3.2 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
18. Recently I read this book titled 'Democracy'. I like the author. Paul O'Ticks.
  3.2 stars
Sonny - UK
19. Old politicians never die, they just get devoted.
  3.1 stars
20. The politician is not one for Indian food. But he's good at currying favors.
  3.1 stars
Wordsworth - California, USA

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