Puns about People (Politicians)

21.	I know an eager-beaver District Attorney who ferreted out how someone badgered a politician into weaseling out of a contract on a rabbit farm. JA - Houston
22.	The state legislature could not decide whether to fund the water control project or the all weather stadium. It was a no win situation. Dammed if you do, domed if you don't. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
23.	Old politicians never die, they just get devoted.
24.	The president can't pass the bill because it's still incongruous.
25.	Jack sold a cow for some beans, came home to his mother, and spilled the beans.
26.	Old Senators don't die, they just go over the Hill. Pun Gent - India
27.	A portrayal of dictators on film required a tsar-studded cast. punkinhead - CO
28.	Old presidents never die they just keep going through their cabinets.
29.	A bust is made of famous people who were a head of their time.
30.	If a VIP is asked to take a back seat at the special event, he may take affront. Dewfus - CO