Puns about People (Occupations)

Subcategory: Families · Girls and Guys · Love and Marriage · Military · Politicians · Occupations · Royalty
1. A locksmith is a key employee.
  3.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2. If you can't choose between an angry psychic and a sad psychic, you'll have to find a happy medium.
  3.8 stars
Dan Jones - Sheffield, UK
3. When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old flame he found that he had met his match.
  3.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
4. Despite pressure to clean up their act, most dirtbags live in a vacuum.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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5. When the perfume factory magnate died it was discovered that he didn't leave his heirs a scent.
  3.7 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
6. An undertaker can be one of your best friends, he is always the last one to let you down.
  3.6 stars
Earle - Scottsdale, AZ
7. The journalist went to Greece to see the ancient ruins and is now writing several columns about them.
  3.6 stars
Ted - Michigan
8. The grammarian was never late. He was always very punctual.
  3.5 stars
Kelsey - Knoxville, TN
9. In ancient Egypt, papyrus farmers taught people the importance of reeding.
  3.5 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
10. Forklift operators do not care for puns - they find them unpalletable.
  3.5 stars
Dylan - Saint Helens, Oregon

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