Puns about People (Occupations) - page 4

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31. I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me, because of my sense of imp portents.
  3.0 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
32. A fat pirate is a vast matey.
  3.0 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
33. My wife is a Mensa member and a seamstress - she's a clever sew and sew.
  2.9 stars
34. The job to die for, comes with a killer boss.
  2.8 stars
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35. The gunman took a shot at new opportunities.
  2.8 stars
36. His job in the city sewers ended when he got smell shock and succumbed in the stenches.
  2.8 stars
Michael - Auckland New Zealand
37. The lawyer had trouble with the fine print on some documents, so his doctor suggested contract lenses.
  2.8 stars
Upstream Salmon - Longview
38. I think a job as a shoe salesmen would be your best fit.
  2.7 stars
39. The author's lawyer defended her rights in the book case.
  2.7 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
40. I had a tough time working as a garbage collector because of miasma.
  2.7 stars
Toycoon - Skokie

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