Puns about People (Occupations) - page 5

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41. Philosophers are very Hume-orous people.
  2.6 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
42. When the lumber baron was unable to log in, his business ended in a forced shut down!
  2.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
43. It's tough to know exactly what some philosophers looked like. Sometimes the only way might be to ex-Hume them.
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44. The spear-fisherman can be a real pain in the wrasse.
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45. Realtors guilty of steering deserve the rack, but that's just my pinion.
  2.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
46. Every November, Mark, a member of MENSA, wishes his peers 'Happy Thinksgiving!'
  2.2 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
47. Receiving a Nobel Prize is, nevertheless, a ringing endorsement.
  1.8 stars
Pens of a feather - Colorado
48. The wine cask maker had nothing to do. He was bordeaux.
  1.8 stars
49. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter.
  1.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
50. Notary means insufficiently ventilated.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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