Puns about People (Royalty)

1.	Mummies are bound to be uptight. Irish Limbo - Auckland
2.	It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal. Dr. Pun - Texas
3.	The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps. Dr. Punsalot - Des Moines, IA
4.	The queen's favourite chef was knighted Sir Loin.
5.	When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights.
6.	Kings worry about a receding heir line.
7.	The people stand up for royalty. The queen sits down for royal tea.
8.	When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
9.	Royal chairs are rarely throne out.
10.	Kings sometimes found that uprisings were a peasant surprise.