Puns about People (Royalty)
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|1.||Sir Cumference built King Arthur's round table, and Sir Ramic Tile did the flooring.|
|2.||Mummies are bound to be uptight.
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|3.||It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
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|4.||When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights.|
|5.||Kings worry about a receding heir line.|
|6.||The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps.
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|7.||The royal family moved into my neighborhood. They live Tudors down.
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|8.||The queen's favourite chef was knighted Sir Loin.|
|9.||The people stand up for royalty. The queen sits down for royal tea.|
|10.||Royal chairs are rarely throne out.|