Puns about People (Royalty)

1. Mummies are bound to be uptight.
Irish Limbo - Auckland
3.8 stars
2. When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights. 3.6 stars
3. It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
Dr. Pun - Texas
3.6 stars
4. The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps.
Dr. Punsalot - Des Moines, IA
3.5 stars
5. The queen's favourite chef was knighted Sir Loin. 3.4 stars
6. Kings worry about a receding heir line. 3.4 stars
7. The people stand up for royalty. The queen sits down for royal tea. 3.3 stars
8. The duke and the count had a fight. The duke was down for the count. 3.2 stars
9. When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.2 stars
10. A queen was caught gambling. She had a royal flush. 3.2 stars
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