Puns about People (Royalty)

1. Mummies are bound to be uptight.
Irish Limbo - Auckland
3.8 stars
2. It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
Dr. Pun - Texas
3.5 stars
3. When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights. 3.5 stars
4. The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps.
Dr. Punsalot - Des Moines, IA
3.5 stars
5. The queen's favourite chef was knighted Sir Loin. 3.4 stars
6. Kings worry about a receding heir line. 3.4 stars
7. The people stand up for royalty. The queen sits down for royal tea. 3.3 stars
8. Royal chairs are rarely throne out. 3.3 stars
9. When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
3.2 stars
10. Kings sometimes found that uprisings were a peasant surprise. 3.2 stars
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