Puns about People (Royalty)
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|1.||Mummies are bound to be uptight.
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|2.||When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights.|
|3.||It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
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|4.||The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps.
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|5.||The queen's favourite chef was knighted Sir Loin.|
|6.||Kings worry about a receding heir line.|
|7.||The people stand up for royalty. The queen sits down for royal tea.|
|8.||The duke and the count had a fight. The duke was down for the count.|
|9.||When the King asked the fool for a joke the fool just shrugged. He was the court gesture.
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|10.||A queen was caught gambling. She had a royal flush.|