Puns about People (Royalty)

1. Mummies are bound to be uptight.
Irish Limbo - Auckland
3.7 stars
2. Sir Cumference built King Arthur's round table, and Sir Ramic Tile did the flooring. 3.7 stars
3. It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal.
Dr. Pun - Texas
3.6 stars
4. When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights. 3.6 stars
5. Kings worry about a receding heir line. 3.5 stars
6. The king never let any of his personal musicians go swimming immediately after eating for fear that they would get minstrel cramps.
Dr. Punsalot - Des Moines, IA
3.5 stars
7. The royal family moved into my neighborhood. They live Tudors down.
cdrainxv - North North America
3.4 stars
8. The queen's favourite chef was knighted Sir Loin. 3.4 stars
9. The people stand up for royalty. The queen sits down for royal tea. 3.4 stars
10. A queen was caught gambling. She had a royal flush. 3.3 stars

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