Puns about People (Royalty) - page 3

21. A woman who became queen considered it her crowning achievement.
  3.0 stars
22. The queen told the prince that he was a royal pain.
  2.9 stars
23. No one knew who was attacking the castle until we learned it was the forces of Sir Nymbas of Cumulus, the legendary Dark and Stormy Knight.
  2.9 stars
Simon - Rochester, Wa.
24. A pun can be made on any subject except a king who isn't a subject.
  2.9 stars
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25. Before King Arthur appointed a knight to give acupuncture treatments at Camelot Sir Lancelot knew he was stuck with the job.
  2.9 stars
JA - Houston
26. A king is old when he reaches the age of sovereignty.
  2.8 stars
27. The king of diamonds proved hard to deal with.
  2.8 stars
Faiz - France
28. 'Where did Anastasia go?'. 'I don't know. She must of been Romanov.'
  2.8 stars
Lita - Syracuse NY
29. Marie Antoinette said that feeding the peasants was a piece of cake.
  2.7 stars
JA - Houston
30. A king measures his line with a ruler.
  2.7 stars

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