Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Music)
|1.||When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
Allan Cao - Canada
|2.||The guitarist passed out on stage, he must have rocked himself to sleep.|
|3.||I only listen to waltzes 3/4 of the time.
Bob - O'Fallon, Illinos
|4.||After three days of fishing, the musician hoped he would catch a bassoon.|
|5.||During the late baroque era, rococo composers began to think outside the Bachs.
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
|6.||Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.|
|7.||Lead would be great for making electric guitars. After all, it is a heavy metal.|
|8.||The concert violinist believed in exercise, consequently, he was fit as a fiddle.
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
|9.||My friend has orchestra as her elective. She likes that it's her last class so she can end the day on a good note!|
|10.||I'm not very versed in writing songs, so I refrain from doing it.|