Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Music)
| 1. | He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. |  |
| 2. | Sign on a music store window: 'Come in and pick out a drum -- then beat it!' | |
| 3. | If you can't find anyone to sing with you have to duet yourself. | |
| 4. | Some musicians can be sharp, which is not natural. | |
| 5. | I wanted to be a clarinettist but I couldn't reed music. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 6. | What do you mean you can't tuna fish? Just adjust its scales. | |
| 7. | You can tune a piano but you can't tuna-fish. | |
| 8. | I wrote a song about small, burrowing animals. I decided it was time to gopher baroque. | |
| 9. | The key to the success of all musicians of note is their ability to stay composed while performing at a level that can't be beat. JA - Houston
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| 10. | There's a repair shop for baroque musical instruments. | |
