Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Music)

Subcategory: Entertainment · Music · Golf · Sports · Leisure · Religion
1. When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.
  4.1 stars
Allan Cao - Canada
2. The guitarist passed out on stage, he must have rocked himself to sleep.
  3.8 stars
3. After three days of fishing, the musician hoped he would catch a bassoon.
  3.7 stars
4. During the late baroque era, rococo composers began to think outside the Bachs.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
5. I only listen to waltzes 3/4 of the time.
  3.7 stars
Bob - O'Fallon, Illinos
6. Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
  3.6 stars
7. The concert violinist believed in exercise, consequently, he was fit as a fiddle.
  3.6 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
8. Lead would be great for making electric guitars. After all, it is a heavy metal.
  3.6 stars
9. My friend has orchestra as her elective. She likes that it's her last class so she can end the day on a good note!
  3.6 stars
10. I'm not very versed in writing songs, so I refrain from doing it.
  3.6 stars

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