Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Music)
| 11. | What do you mean you can't tuna fish? Just adjust its scales. |  |
| 12. | A dead writer of music is de-composing. | |
| 13. | I'm always breaking into song - I can never find the right key! Scrabble817 - Woking, England
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| 14. | Contrary to singers and guitarists, bass players are very low-key. Andreas - Athens, Greece
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| 15. | There's a new song out to benefit underprivileged Dervishes. It's called 'We are the Whirled.' Bob - Corvallis, OR
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| 16. | A music store was robbed. The thief made away with the lute. | |
| 17. | When a jazz musician's clothes are all worn out it's ragtime. | |
| 18. | He tried to play the shoehorn but got only footnotes. | |
| 19. | Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it. JA - Houston
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| 20. | If you don't know how to choose music ask a guitarist - they know how to pick. | |
