Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Music) - page 2

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11. I'm not very versed in writing songs, so I refrain from doing it.
  3.6 stars
12. The pianist led an upright life, but it wasn't grand. No matter how I tried to spinet, I couldn't console him!
  3.5 stars
johnrain - Dallas
13. What do you call a musician who steals sheet music? A clef-to maniac.
  3.5 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
14. The key to the success of all musicians of note is their ability to stay composed while performing at a level that can't be beat.
  3.5 stars
JA - Houston
15. I wrote a song about small, burrowing animals. I decided it was time to gopher baroque.
  3.5 stars
16. I missed my miniature Indian musical instrument practice last night. I couldn't find a baby sitar.
  3.5 stars
Martin - UK
17. I tried to play the bagpipes, but the sound coming out was off kilter.
  3.5 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
18. Successful pianists know the key to success.
  3.4 stars
19. Contrary to singers and guitarists, bass players are very low-key.
  3.3 stars
Andreas - Athens, Greece
20. Hey Chad, Kenya shake Djibouti while dancing the Congo?
  3.3 stars

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