Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Golf)
| 1. | Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole. |  |
| 2. | Are you wearing your golfer's socks? The pair with a hole in one. | |
| 3. | To golf at your favorite course may require a long drive. | |
| 4. | Outdoor lights were put up at a golf course - for people who liked swinging nightclubs. | |
| 5. | Golfers would wear wrinkled clothes if it weren't four irons. |  |
| 6. | The golfer guessed that his ball landed 20 feet off the fairway. Of course, that was just a rough estimate. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 7. | The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release. | |
| 8. | Two clock makers argued and got ticked off. | |
| 9. | If you crash into a Volkswagen Golf, does that make a hole in one? Midget Punmaster |
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| 10. | She became a golf professional to earn her bread and putter. | |
