Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Sports)
| 1. | I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |  |
| 2. | I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. duncan - Victoria, BC
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| 3. | Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them. |  |
| 4. | I was against the construction of tennis courts in the park as I thought they would cause too much racket. William - Ohio
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| 5. | Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. | |
| 6. | I wanted to exercise last night but it just didn't work out. The Lil' Stinker - Canada
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| 7. | If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle. The Punisher - Dallas, TX
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| 8. | Do the people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest? JA - Houston
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| 9. | Those who watch too much football will wear out their end zone. | |
| 10. | Archers study arrow dynamics. | |
