Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Sports)
| 131. | One Sunday afternoon the Three Musketeers played a game of touché football. SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 132. | A tennis match organizer had a Smashing success and a Net profit. | |
| 133. | Never ask a boxer for a drink because they're tight fisted. | |
| 134. | I had to twist his arm to go into the wrestling tournament. | |
| 135. | He posted an ammunition-for-sale note on the bulletin board. todttaylor - usa
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| 136. | A teenage professional athlete has to eat lots of pro-teen. | |
| 137. | He could never go bowling when his mind was in the gutter. | |
| 138. | A dozen swimmers started a race at the stroke of twelve. | |
| 139. | The racers all had shorts on that were too small for them, so it was a tight race. | |
| 140. | The best basketball players are at the top of their game. | |
