Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Sports) - page 2

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11. What do you say to impatient jockeys? Hold your horses.
  3.5 stars
reif - hawaii
12. The weigh-in at the Sumo wrestling tournament was a large scale effort.
  3.5 stars
The Dang Yankee - Louisiana
13. He crashed while rowing his boat and suffered a broken scull.
  3.5 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
14. After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling.
  3.5 stars
Mylin - NJ
15. The race horse went lame early. It was the first out of its gait.
  3.5 stars
BillO - Louisiana
16. Old skiers go downhill fast.
  3.4 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
17. There was a contest on a slippery rock slope. I won in a landslide.
  3.4 stars
18. Why did the referee get fired? Because he was a whistle blower!
  3.3 stars
19. The race car driver had a checkered past.
  3.3 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
20. The race dogs got a bad case of the fleas - they had to be scratched.
  3.3 stars
Tom - Highland, New York

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