Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Leisure)

Subcategory: Entertainment · Music · Golf · Sports · Leisure · Religion
1. I think I'm going to hire the same landscaper I used last year - he was really easy to get a lawn with.
  4.0 stars
2. The meaning of opaque is unclear.
  3.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3. I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
  3.9 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
4. Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written.
  3.9 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
5. I wrote a book about birds. It flew off the shelf.
  3.8 stars
6. I took a picture of a field of wheat, it was grainy.
  3.8 stars
bill g - central nj
7. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer.
  3.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. The hunter stir-fried his game because he liked to wok on the wild side.
  3.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
9. The magazine about ceiling fans went out of business due to low circulation.
  3.8 stars
midtennmike - gallatin, tn
10. I collect vintage time pieces. When I see one I like at online auction, I put it on my watch list.
  3.7 stars
Toycoon - Skokie

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