Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Leisure) - page 3

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21. When I took first place in the sewing competition, I thought that I had better quilt while I was ahead.
  3.4 stars
midtenn mike - gallatin, tn
22. Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers.
  3.4 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
23. I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but I can't find the end.
  3.2 stars
24. Models of dragons are not to scale.
  3.2 stars
25. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
26. Ralph was kicked off the skydiving team because he couldn't chute straight.
  3.1 stars
27. Being stripped of her Citrus Queen title was a bitter disappointment.
  3.1 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
28. I read a book about gravity, it was a heavy subject.
  3.0 stars
29. It's the barbecue I've always wanted - the grill of my dreams!
  2.8 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
30. I've been trying to caption this piece of art but I just can't picture the meaning of it.
  2.7 stars

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