Puns about Sport & Entertainment (Religion)

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1. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
  4.1 stars
The Punisher - Dallas, TX
2. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
  4.0 stars
3. The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
  4.0 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
4. Did you hear about the nun who procrastinated doing her laundry? She had a filthy habit.
  4.0 stars
Steven - Texas
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5. I wrote a novel about religious women. The library put it in the nun fiction section.
  3.9 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
6. I just looked up the word 'apocalypse' in the dictionary. It was quite a revelation.
  3.7 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
7. Why was Zeus so angry? Someone stole his thunder.
  3.7 stars
reif - hawaii
8. A nun who said nightly prayers in the shower did so out of habit.
  3.6 stars
9. Never hire a depressed exorcist - they're not very good at lifting spirits.
  3.6 stars
Andrew - Calgary, Alberta
10. Though humble in secular matters, the minister had an altar ego.
  3.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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