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1. A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster. 3.3 stars
2. An employee got locked in a freezer at the ice cream factory and ended up getting spumonia. 2.4 stars
3. I applied for a position at the hair-replacement company because I heard there was growth potential. 3.2 stars
4. Is a group of fingerprints considered to be a whorl pool? 3.0 stars
5. The constables held the boat thief at bay. 3.2 stars
6. If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia. 3.1 stars
7. I got a job with a company that manufactures trampolines. Now I'll have something to fall back on. 3.1 stars
8. My dog swallowed my engagement ring. I ended up with a diamond in the ruff. 3.6 stars
9. 'I got lost in the streets of Paris,' he said ruefully. 3.0 stars
10. What do you call a musician who steals sheet music? A clef-to maniac. 3.5 stars
11. I thought I packed a memory card for my camera, but I forgot it. 2.9 stars
12. The geologist went to the doctor because he had a loss of apatite. 2.9 stars
13. The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale. 2.6 stars
14. When my husband asked me if I wanted a new alarm clock I said I was set. 2.9 stars
15. A plastic surgeon who specializes in breast implants is a front end manager. 2.4 stars
16. A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe. 3.2 stars
17. Mischievous lambs post their videos on Ewe Tube. 3.5 stars
18. My father's father wanted to know if he could stay with the company in spite of the many changes. They ended up grandfathering him in. 2.7 stars
19. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box. 3.9 stars
20. When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information. 2.5 stars
21. Philosophers are very Hume-orous people. 2.6 stars
22. 'I agree with you wholeheartedly,' said the artichoke grower. 2.8 stars
23. When I found out that the fire department was charging $75.00 per table for their craft fair I told them they could go to blazes. 2.6 stars
24. "Have some chocolate covered cherries," she said cordially. 3.3 stars
25. A reciprocating saw is a saw that gets borrowed and returned among neighbors. 2.7 stars
26. A swan's favorite salad is Cobb salad. 3.0 stars
27. The drug dealer added sugar to his marijuana to sweeten the pot. 3.6 stars
28. I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep. 3.4 stars
29. I crossed a cell phone with a skunk, and now the service stinks. 3.3 stars
30. When my father took the whole bannister down including the newel, he deleted the post. 2.6 stars
31. There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion. 3.2 stars
32. Making up puns about the finest soil is the loess form of humor. 3.0 stars
33. A relief map shows where the restrooms are. 3.9 stars
34. I didn't have the faintest idea as to why I passed out. 3.4 stars
35. My brother told me that serpentine is what you use to get paint off a boa constrictor. 3.7 stars
36. When I asked the man how he became a ditch-digger, he said he just fell into it. 3.8 stars
37. A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef. 3.5 stars
38. The inventor of the incubator was the first hatch-it man. 3.5 stars
39. 'I am presently employed', said the gift wrapper. 3.5 stars
40. My dog was mustard-colored. That made him a Gulden Retriever. 3.0 stars
41. When I was watching the news, I saw a segment on earthworms. 2.2 stars
42. I got my job at the dentist's office by word of mouth. 3.3 stars
43. The hypnotist went out of business because he ran out of suggestions. 2.6 stars
44. The river crested when a factory spilled toothpaste into it. 2.8 stars
45. The man was always leaving himself voicemail messages. He was very self-sendered. 2.9 stars
46. A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure. 2.2 stars
47. I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus. 2.3 stars
48. My friend said that if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've had Scotch tape. 2.4 stars
49. The man leaned on the printer cartridge because he wanted to tone up his abs. 2.3 stars
50. Zookeepers spot clean their leopards. 2.8 stars
51. The dentist put braces on his patient as a stop-gap measure. 3.3 stars
52. The electrician got his supplies at the outlet store. 3.5 stars
53. Business at the candle factory tapered off after the holidays. 3.3 stars
54. The barber opened up a shavings account. 3.2 stars
55. 'I missed the card game,' he said wistfully. 2.5 stars
56. I dropped a tub of margarine in the kitchen and ended up with a Parkay floor. 3.3 stars
57. Why did the termites eat the wooden barrel? To stave off hunger. 2.9 stars
58. They served strip steaks and rice pilaf at the topless bar. 2.7 stars
59. There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink. 2.6 stars
60. Police found a criminal shot to death with exit wounds but no entry wounds. It was an inside job. 3.4 stars
61. When the waiter told me they were out of corn I said, 'That really shucks.' 2.8 stars
62. I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose. 3.6 stars
63. I couldn't decide whether or not to make spiced apple cider, so I mulled it over. 3.0 stars
64. A flat rate is the monthly rent for an apartment. 2.8 stars
65. 'Come see my fishpond', she said coyly. 3.1 stars
66. A range-finder is a person who goes shopping for a new stove. 2.7 stars
67. John Deere had a lot of detractors when he announced his invention. 2.9 stars
68. A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee. 3.5 stars
69. Superfluous refers to a bad case of the flu. 2.6 stars
70. A roofer got arrested recently. He flashed a chimney. 2.9 stars
71. Greeks can't stay out late because they have a Corfu. 2.7 stars