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1. 2017 would have been a great year to open up a unisex haircut place and call it 'Totally Clips'. 3.3 stars
2. I used to not like Newtons, but now they're my favorite snack. Go fig. 3.3 stars
3. Puns were actually invented in the southern reaches of Ukraine. That's why they call it Crimean punnishment. 2.7 stars
4. A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot. 4.0 stars
5. For summer vacation, I decided to go to north-eastern Spain and Basque in the sunshine. 3.3 stars
6. A sleeping bag is a nap sack. 3.3 stars
7. The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison. 2.8 stars
8. The inventor of pantyhose really left us quite a legacy. 3.3 stars
9. If you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder, just install a little climb-it control. 2.9 stars
10. I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes! 3.3 stars
11. Whoever served up the wine at that banquet did a pour job. 3.5 stars
12. The political analysts I hear the most from are Don Key and Ella Funt. 2.9 stars
13. I just looked up the word 'apocalypse' in the dictionary. It was quite a revelation. 3.7 stars
14. Ice cold coffee? Cool beans! 3.0 stars
15. It's the barbecue I've always wanted - the grill of my dreams! 2.8 stars
16. Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted. 3.2 stars
17. Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written. 3.9 stars
18. I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me, because of my sense of imp portents. 3.0 stars
19. Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters. 3.1 stars