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Listing puns for Bob%20Greenwade

1. A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot. 4.2 stars
2. For summer vacation, I decided to go to north-eastern Spain and Basque in the sunshine. 3.3 stars
3. A sleeping bag is a nap sack. 3.3 stars
4. The deer grabbed the gun and gave the hunter a taste of his own venison. 2.8 stars
5. The inventor of pantyhose really left us quite a legacy. 3.3 stars
6. If you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder, just install a little climb-it control. 2.9 stars
7. I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes! 3.3 stars
8. Whoever served up the wine at that banquet did a pour job. 3.5 stars
9. The political analysts I hear the most from are Don Key and Ella Funt. 2.9 stars
10. I just looked up the word 'apocalypse' in the dictionary. It was quite a revelation. 3.7 stars
11. Ice cold coffee? Cool beans! 3.0 stars
12. It's the barbecue I've always wanted - the grill of my dreams! 2.8 stars
13. Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted. 3.2 stars
14. Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written. 3.9 stars
15. I knew the little guy was going to play a prank on me, because of my sense of imp portents. 3.0 stars
16. Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters. 3.1 stars