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1. A taekwondo crime fighter needs a good sidekick. 3.7 stars
2. In Japan they give Kobe steer beer, but they give a Kawasaki. 2.2 stars
3. When you buy at the second hand store you've reached the point of no returns. 2.5 stars
4. The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread. 3.7 stars
5. Something about subtraction just doesn't add up. 4.1 stars
6. The gunslinger woke up in the drunk tank, locked and loaded. 2.8 stars
7. Eager for some bargains, she was itching to get to the flea market. 4.0 stars
8. You can't lose picking a sherbet for dessert. 2.3 stars
9. Puppies learn how to behave by following a strict dogma. 3.3 stars
10. On land crabs tend to use the sidewalk. 3.8 stars
11. The blacksmith wasn't making much money but he forged ahead anyway. 3.6 stars
12. Once the pilot started lying about his flying, he went into a tale spin. 3.3 stars
13. He crashed while rowing his boat and suffered a broken scull. 3.5 stars
14. The preacher annotated his hymn book making it a guided missal. 3.1 stars
15. Watching a fishbowl is right up my alley. 2.5 stars
16. There was an overflow audience at the new dam dedication. 3.1 stars
17. The way he fawned over her was quite endearing. 3.4 stars
18. Corporal Morel, always the life of the party, was a fun GI. 2.2 stars
19. After three days of fishing, the musician hoped he would catch a bassoon. 3.7 stars
20. The Balloon family name died off when it ran out of heir. 3.9 stars
21. Ralph was kicked off the skydiving team because he couldn't chute straight. 3.1 stars
22. You can raze a tree with a lumber jack. 2.8 stars