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1. What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs. 2.8 stars
2. The mass of a ship is measured in keelograms. 3.1 stars
3. A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the details are quite revealing. 3.4 stars
4. Two fur traders once took a golfing trip together. They played a skins match. 2.5 stars
5. Two fonts, Arial and Calibri, were in the midst of a bad breakup. Calibri said, 'I'm sorry, you're personality is too bold.' Arial responded, 'You're just not my type...' 3.5 stars
6. Hockey players are terrible chess players because they are always getting checked. 3.0 stars
7. Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net. 2.8 stars
8. Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops. 3.5 stars
9. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas. 4.0 stars
10. The nuclear physicist took a vacation for a fission trip. 3.3 stars