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1. When the pint overflowed for a second time, it was subpoenaed for a quart date. 2.8 stars
2. What's the best way to serve a stack of puncakes? Syruptitiously. 3.6 stars
3. What do you call a person rabid with wordplay? An energizer punny. 3.2 stars
4. In order to show a profit, the floundering gourmet seafood restaurant was allowed to cook its books since there is no accounting for taste. 3.1 stars
5. George Bush and Saddam Hussein went to war over iraqoncilable differences. 3.1 stars
6. The bowler preferred to enter and exit his apartment via the fire escape because it was right down his alley. 3.4 stars
7. The otolaryngologist had not heard much about health care reform, he thought the plan smelled fishy, and the debate left a bad taste in his mouth. 2.6 stars
8. The optical scientist who stole his colleague's bifocals was sentenced to three years in a state prism. 3.1 stars
9. Having a rude waiter at an Ethiopian restaurant just adds insult to injera. 2.5 stars
10. If you want to live in a small apartment, you should look for a condominimum. 3.1 stars
11. Resigned to my fate, I bought 24 bottles of red wine. It was a case of syrah, syrah. 2.8 stars
12. I used to enjoy kabuki theatre, but now I prefer noh drama. 2.5 stars
13. It is difficult to escape being a peasant because resistance is feudal. 3.6 stars
14. Listening to choral music is an a-choir-ed taste. 3.1 stars