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1. Canus Major was the original alpha dog. 2.4 stars
2. The high school music teacher was quite controversial. He told his students to read band books. 3.5 stars
3. In ancient Egypt, papyrus farmers taught people the importance of reeding. 3.5 stars
4. The admiral's motto was, 'Do it schooner, not later!' 3.0 stars
5. The student had such a big assignment, he had to burn his kindle at both ends. 3.4 stars
6. My trip to the Grand Canyon cost a hole lot of money and gorged my bank account butte it was worth it! 3.1 stars
7. To use a computer to prospect for gold, you need to downlode. 2.7 stars
8. The optometrist ran for mayor because he was a visionary. 3.2 stars
9. What does a king eat while on his throne? Soup of the dais. 2.4 stars
10. The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in. 3.8 stars
11. An heir is someone with a descent wage. 2.8 stars
12. When the statistics professor and the math professor wrote a cookbook together, they called it 'Pi A La Mode.' 3.4 stars
13. The linen shop gave their employees free bedding. Even their accountant had his own handmade spread sheet. 3.3 stars
14. The geneticist taught his students how to mendel defective genes. 2.5 stars
15. What part of the United States produces the largest number of cardiologists? The heartland. 3.1 stars
16. Motel operators never die, they just check out. 3.3 stars
17. The dermatologist was an avid gardener but he had a problem with moles. 3.3 stars
18. The roulette dealer had a unique personality. He had a different spin on everything. 3.2 stars
19. The pilot was a loner but even for him flying a drone was just too remote. 3.0 stars
20. The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader. 3.4 stars
21. When the snake charmer wanted to get dressed up, she put on an extra garter. 3.1 stars
22. The hotel chef was noted for his tomfoolery and his capers. 2.6 stars
23. The concert violinist believed in exercise, consequently, he was fit as a fiddle. 3.6 stars
24. The baseball pitcher's personality needed some polish. He was a diamond in the rough. 2.9 stars
25. Shopaholics never die, they just sale away. 3.6 stars
26. Old pianists never die, they just adagio away. 2.2 stars
27. The mother kangaroo tried to instill good financial habits in her baby. She told him to pocket all his allowance. 2.8 stars
28. The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord. 3.6 stars
29. Soup operas were the big winners at the Cans Film Festival. 3.1 stars
30. The humorist's favorite sandwich was smoked tongue on wry. 3.2 stars
31. As usual, the chief meteorologist blustered his way through the staff meeting. 2.4 stars
32. The portrait artist made extra money as a census taker. He was good at canvasing people. 3.5 stars
33. The grammarian was very logical. He had a lot of comma sense. 3.3 stars
34. The landscaper thought gardening magazines were fun to leaf through. 3.2 stars
35. The soprano was very optimistic and always left her friends on a high note. 3.2 stars
36. Due to inclement weather, the sandwich shop wrapped up early Tuesday night. 3.0 stars
37. When I went to the International Club, I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady's dress. I told her I was very sari. 3.0 stars
38. The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness. 3.6 stars
39. The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart. 3.0 stars
40. When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home. 3.7 stars
41. The church choir robes were too long and needed to be hymned. 3.4 stars
42. Every November, Mark, a member of MENSA, wishes his peers 'Happy Thinksgiving!' 2.2 stars