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1. What did the policeman order at the restaurant? A search and seizure salad. 2.4 stars
2. Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener. 3.9 stars
3. The dress didn't feel right - it was sarong. 3.5 stars
4. The fault line had a splitting headache. 2.3 stars
5. An old lady once asked the dispatcher of a local trucking company if they could ship an antique mirror to her sister in Toronto. The dispatcher says, 'I don't know madam, I'd have to look into it first'. 2.9 stars