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1. Pay for irony is wry bread. 3.0 stars
2. Notary means insufficiently ventilated. 1.4 stars
3. A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. 2.3 stars
4. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. 1.8 stars
5. A seal has a ball at the circus. 2.7 stars
6. Oncology is the study of car horns. 1.6 stars
7. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 2.0 stars
8. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.3 stars
9. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.5 stars
10. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.7 stars
11. Santa came down with the flue. 2.8 stars
12. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
13. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.1 stars
14. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.3 stars
15. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.5 stars
16. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.3 stars
17. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.2 stars
18. A golf course is a foreground. 2.6 stars
19. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
20. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
21. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.3 stars
22. Marie was curious about radium. 1.7 stars
23. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.4 stars
24. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.0 stars
25. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
26. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.4 stars
27. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.0 stars
28. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
29. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
30. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
31. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
32. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.7 stars
33. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
34. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
35. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.3 stars
36. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.0 stars
37. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
38. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
39. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
40. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
41. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
42. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.8 stars
43. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
44. A sewer is a tailor. 1.5 stars
45. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
46. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.0 stars
47. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
48. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
49. Iamb a poet. 2.4 stars
50. Carrot is auto rust. 1.6 stars
51. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
52. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
53. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
54. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
55. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 1.9 stars
56. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
57. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
58. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.8 stars
59. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
60. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.7 stars
61. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
62. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
63. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.6 stars
64. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
65. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
66. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.4 stars
67. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.8 stars
68. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
69. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
70. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
71. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.5 stars
72. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
73. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
74. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
75. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
76. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
77. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
78. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.7 stars
79. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
80. A summer is a mathematician. 2.5 stars
81. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
82. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
83. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
84. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
85. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
86. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.6 stars
87. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.4 stars
88. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
89. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 2.9 stars
90. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
91. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
92. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
93. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
94. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
95. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
96. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
97. A glide-path is a soar spot. 3.0 stars
98. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.1 stars
99. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
100. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.4 stars
101. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.4 stars
102. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
103. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.4 stars
104. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 3.0 stars
105. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
106. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
107. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
108. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
109. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.1 stars
110. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.4 stars
111. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
112. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 1.9 stars
113. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.7 stars