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1. A harbor master is in charge of berth control. 3.3 stars
2. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow. 2.4 stars
3. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing. 1.9 stars
4. Pay for irony is wry bread. 1.8 stars
5. Notary means insufficiently ventilated. 1.6 stars
6. A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. 2.4 stars
7. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. 1.8 stars
8. A seal has a ball at the circus. 2.7 stars
9. Oncology is the study of car horns. 1.6 stars
10. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 2.0 stars
11. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.3 stars
12. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.5 stars
13. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.7 stars
14. Santa came down with the flue. 2.8 stars
15. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
16. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.1 stars
17. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.3 stars
18. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.5 stars
19. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.3 stars
20. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.2 stars
21. A golf course is a foreground. 2.6 stars
22. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
23. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
24. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.3 stars
25. Marie was curious about radium. 1.8 stars
26. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.4 stars
27. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.1 stars
28. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
29. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.4 stars
30. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.0 stars
31. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
32. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
33. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
34. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
35. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.7 stars
36. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
37. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
38. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.3 stars
39. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.0 stars
40. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
41. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
42. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
43. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
44. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
45. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.8 stars
46. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
47. A sewer is a tailor. 1.5 stars
48. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
49. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.0 stars
50. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
51. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
52. Iamb a poet. 2.5 stars
53. Carrot is auto rust. 1.6 stars
54. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
55. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
56. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
57. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
58. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 1.9 stars
59. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
60. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
61. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.8 stars
62. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
63. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.7 stars
64. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
65. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
66. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.6 stars
67. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
68. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
69. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.4 stars
70. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.8 stars
71. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
72. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
73. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
74. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.5 stars
75. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
76. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
77. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
78. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
79. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
80. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
81. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.7 stars
82. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
83. A summer is a mathematician. 2.5 stars
84. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
85. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
86. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
87. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
88. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
89. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.6 stars
90. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.4 stars
91. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
92. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 2.9 stars
93. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
94. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
95. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
96. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
97. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
98. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
99. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
100. A glide-path is a soar spot. 3.0 stars
101. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.1 stars
102. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
103. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.4 stars
104. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.4 stars
105. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
106. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.4 stars
107. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 3.0 stars
108. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
109. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
110. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
111. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
112. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.1 stars
113. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.4 stars
114. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
115. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 1.8 stars
116. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.7 stars