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1. Taxidermy is a job for stuffy people. 4.0 stars
2. A university is a city in outer space. 2.8 stars
3. Bringing home very little net pay is the sign of a good trapeze acrobat. 2.4 stars
4. Watchdogs are covered with ticks. 2.9 stars
5. Shirts are pressed for cash. 2.9 stars
6. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words. 3.6 stars
7. A harbor master is in charge of berth control. 3.4 stars
8. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow. 2.5 stars
9. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing. 1.9 stars
10. Pay for irony is wry bread. 1.9 stars
11. Notary means insufficiently ventilated. 1.6 stars
12. A storyteller is a gossipy bank employee. 2.4 stars
13. The Ferris wheel inventor is the father of the ride. 1.8 stars
14. A seal has a ball at the circus. 2.7 stars
15. Oncology is the study of car horns. 1.6 stars
16. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 2.0 stars
17. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.3 stars
18. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.5 stars
19. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.7 stars
20. Santa came down with the flue. 2.8 stars
21. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
22. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.0 stars
23. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.3 stars
24. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.5 stars
25. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.3 stars
26. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.2 stars
27. A golf course is a foreground. 2.6 stars
28. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
29. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
30. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.3 stars
31. Marie was curious about radium. 1.8 stars
32. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.4 stars
33. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.0 stars
34. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
35. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.4 stars
36. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.0 stars
37. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
38. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
39. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
40. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
41. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.7 stars
42. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
43. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
44. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.3 stars
45. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.0 stars
46. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
47. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
48. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
49. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
50. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
51. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.8 stars
52. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
53. A sewer is a tailor. 1.5 stars
54. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
55. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.0 stars
56. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
57. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
58. Iamb a poet. 2.5 stars
59. Carrot is auto rust. 1.6 stars
60. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
61. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
62. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
63. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
64. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 1.9 stars
65. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
66. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
67. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.8 stars
68. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
69. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.7 stars
70. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
71. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
72. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.6 stars
73. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
74. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
75. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.3 stars
76. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.8 stars
77. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
78. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
79. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
80. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.5 stars
81. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
82. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
83. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
84. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
85. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
86. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
87. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.8 stars
88. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
89. A summer is a mathematician. 2.5 stars
90. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
91. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
92. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
93. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
94. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
95. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.6 stars
96. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.4 stars
97. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
98. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 2.9 stars
99. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
100. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
101. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
102. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
103. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
104. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
105. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
106. A glide-path is a soar spot. 3.0 stars
107. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.1 stars
108. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
109. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.4 stars
110. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.3 stars
111. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
112. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.4 stars
113. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 3.0 stars
114. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
115. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
116. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
117. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
118. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.1 stars
119. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.4 stars
120. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
121. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 1.8 stars
122. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.7 stars