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1. Oncology is the study of car horns. 3.0 stars
2. Lungs are a pair of windbags. 3.0 stars
3. Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing. 3.2 stars
4. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance. 3.5 stars
5. A red blood count is a communist vampire. 2.6 stars
6. Santa came down with the flue. 2.9 stars
7. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops. 2.8 stars
8. Deciding what Christmas gifts to give makes one present tense. 3.0 stars
9. A contest between church choirs is the battle of the choral see. 2.2 stars
10. Driving while using a cell phone is veer-inspiring. 1.6 stars
11. Sainthood is a gangster who truly repented. 2.4 stars
12. An umbilical cord is a navel vessel. 3.1 stars
13. A golf course is a foreground. 2.6 stars
14. A dermatologist is a flesh man. 1.6 stars
15. Bookkeepers are problems for libraries. 3.1 stars
16. Labyrinths are amazing. 3.4 stars
17. Marie was curious about radium. 1.7 stars
18. Religious vultures prey for their food. 3.3 stars
19. High school grammar books are parse for the course. 2.0 stars
20. A butter is an angry goat. 2.5 stars
21. Bring about is what a boxing promoter does. 2.3 stars
22. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in. 2.0 stars
23. A funny criminal is a silicon. 3.1 stars
24. A novice skier often jumps to contusions. 3.1 stars
25. Crosswords are what you hear when you distract someone working on a puzzle. 3.4 stars
26. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs. 1.7 stars
27. Attire goes on a wheel. 2.6 stars
28. When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn. 3.9 stars
29. A synthesis is an essay about transgressions. 1.8 stars
30. Valentine's Day is pure cupidity. 2.2 stars
31. A TV repairman's job is to get set to work. 2.1 stars
32. To vulcanize is to become like Spock. 1.9 stars
33. You use a lumberjack when your tree is flat. 2.7 stars
34. Tire stores are highway rubbery. 3.0 stars
35. When the gastroenterologist retired, he threw in the bowel. 2.7 stars
36. Some Missouri home designers are Ozark-itects. 1.9 stars
37. A locksmith is a key employee. 3.8 stars
38. Labor contracts come just before childbirth. 2.6 stars
39. A sewer is a tailor. 1.5 stars
40. Lamp factories have light workloads. 3.6 stars
41. CPR is a near-breath experience. 3.0 stars
42. Accountant is a royal insect. 2.4 stars
43. A surgeon's comments are incisive remarks. 3.3 stars
44. Iamb a poet. 2.4 stars
45. Carrot is auto rust. 1.6 stars
46. Vampires use must use mouthwash because they have bat breath. 2.7 stars
47. Resale means to go yachting again. 1.9 stars
48. The purpose of the IT Service Department is to be a customer-server. 2.0 stars
49. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire. 3.3 stars
50. 'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast. 1.9 stars
51. Seesaw is how you find a woodcutter. 1.8 stars
52. Doctors send patients to pool halls to find remarkable cuers. 2.3 stars
53. A sports coat worn on a hike is a trailblazer. 3.7 stars
54. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses. 3.0 stars
55. Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday. 2.7 stars
56. A Valentine's Day card is a hearty note. 2.6 stars
57. Art theft is a haul of frames. 3.1 stars
58. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone. 3.5 stars
59. A hurricane is a stick used to encourage speed. 2.7 stars
60. A ship's captain is a sails manager. 3.4 stars
61. Parking - an average sovereign. 2.3 stars
62. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals. 2.8 stars
63. An egg pulls a cart with a yolk. 2.4 stars
64. A yak is the star of an animal talk show. 3.0 stars
65. A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver. 3.0 stars
66. The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite. 3.4 stars
67. An avionics warning is a flier alarm. 2.7 stars
68. Digest is morbid humor. 1.8 stars
69. An embrace at a nudist colony is a bare hug. 3.4 stars
70. An instructor at an ice cream parlor is a sundae school teacher. 3.6 stars
71. People who listen to long political speeches are bulldozers. 3.3 stars
72. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened. 2.8 stars
73. A weeknight is a tiny nobleman. 2.7 stars
74. Some doting parents are son worshipers. 2.8 stars
75. A summer is a mathematician. 2.4 stars
76. When the town removed billboards, they told people that's how it was designed. 2.8 stars
77. When a woman returns new clothing, that's post traumatic dress syndrome. 3.2 stars
78. A cannonball is a party for artillerymen. 3.2 stars
79. The land where movies are made is called reel estate. 3.1 stars
80. Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. 2.3 stars
81. 'Because' is a word to the whys. 3.5 stars
82. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers. 3.5 stars
83. Rental agents offer quarters for dollars. 3.5 stars
84. A harp that was shaved is a bare-faced lyre. 2.9 stars
85. A shotgun is an exhausted rifle. 2.6 stars
86. Historians have extra-century perception. 3.7 stars
87. Was Noel Coward afraid of traditional Christmas music? 2.9 stars
88. Cows make noise only when they're in the mood. 3.2 stars
89. Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'. 3.2 stars
90. The patient decided against an organ transplant. Instead, he changed his mind. 3.3 stars
91. When the head of the consulting team suggested that the canal around the castle be filled up with cement, he was demoted. 3.8 stars
92. A glide-path is a soar spot. 3.0 stars
93. A funeral ship is a sea hearse. 3.2 stars
94. The word 'ovine' means just like ewe. 2.9 stars
95. People who teach drivers' education are roads scholars. 3.5 stars
96. With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses. 3.4 stars
97. The hoarfrost that forms on a daycare center's windows is called nursery rime. 3.0 stars
98. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal. 3.3 stars
99. The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists. 3.0 stars
100. The chiropractic author wrote a spinal column. 3.1 stars
101. When the church relocated it had an organ transplant. 3.6 stars
102. The place to trade dresses is called a frock exchange. 2.7 stars
103. A crow is a four-letter bird. 2.5 stars
104. Mathematicians are sum worshippers. 3.1 stars
105. A trick-or-treat route is a fright path. 2.4 stars
106. The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production. 3.0 stars
107. The cheap hotel was really a violin. 2.0 stars
108. Optometrists live long because they dilate. 3.7 stars