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1. Last year's bonfire permit has ex-pyred. 3.0 stars
2. For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears - he now eats everything with sorghums. 3.0 stars
3. Where do baby spoons come from? The spork delivers them. 3.0 stars
4. The hunter stir-fried his game because he liked to wok on the wild side. 4.0 stars
5. Cotton farming is a classic struggle of goods versus weevils. 3.6 stars
6. Lack of ram may preclude rack of lamb. 2.7 stars
7. Instead of being rewarded for his invention, Dr. Guillotine was charged with neckless endangerment. 3.5 stars
8. Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose. 4.0 stars
9. Philosophers are slaves to ponderlust. 2.1 stars
10. Trichinosis offers eaters of raw pork two choices: cease and desist, or cyst and decease. 2.6 stars
11. To expectorate is bad grammar, because it is a spit infinitive. 2.0 stars
12. The forensic psychologist was irritable because judges and juries tried his patients. 3.2 stars
13. Due to Earth's strong gravitational field, the cost of attaining escape velocity is exorbitant. 2.4 stars
14. When the homeless burrowing rodent found a nice golf course, he decided to gopher it. 3.0 stars
15. Don't waste kindness on a rotary engine - they never reciprocate. 2.5 stars
16. Library rules regarding personal hygiene are a matter of lore and odor. 1.8 stars
17. When the church bought gas for their annual barbecue, proceeds went from the sacred to the propane. 2.5 stars
18. When two glow-worms met in the dark, it was larva at first sight. 3.0 stars
19. The inept telegrapher was a weapon of Morse destruction. 2.7 stars
20. With organic whiskey, one may attain the stupornatural. 2.7 stars
21. Using fish for currency can achieve an economy of scale. 2.8 stars
22. The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues. 3.8 stars
23. The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations. 2.1 stars
24. Pocket bread stuffed with pocket bread makes a pitaful excuse for a sandwich. 2.7 stars
25. During the late baroque era, rococo composers began to think outside the Bachs. 3.7 stars
26. The poor speller tried to express his reluctance to repeat sixth grade, but words failed him. 3.2 stars
27. After a few beers on the plane, Charlie was flying high into the wild brew yonder. 2.8 stars
28. The Rodent Club finished drafting their constitution, but it has yet to be ratified. 3.8 stars
29. When it comes to nourishment, a boa's best friend is his smother. 3.3 stars
30. Despite pressure to clean up their act, most dirtbags live in a vacuum. 3.7 stars
31. I need Gestalt reasoning like I need a whole in the head. 2.6 stars
32. Sponges are easy prey for divers, lacking poriferal vision. 2.8 stars
33. The lazy musician was told to shake allegro or make himself scherzo. 2.9 stars
34. The President of the Ennui Club was chairman of the bored. 3.5 stars
35. When his wife demanded that he give up polo, he decided to chukker. 3.2 stars
36. With copper unavailable, continued operation of the mint would make no cents. 3.7 stars
37. As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!' 3.3 stars
38. Neuter your dog - an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of curs. 2.9 stars
39. Mammals rarely marry monotremes, echidna ewe knot. 2.2 stars
40. No yelling on weekdays if you eat my dessert, but I scream Sunday. 2.5 stars
41. Luridly sailing by the clock on a sea of mucus is a phlegmbuoyant pastime. 2.2 stars
42. When the spammer's computer exploded, it blew him to 3.4 stars
43. I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs, but it's all ova now. 3.2 stars
44. The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her. 3.4 stars
45. Primate grandmothers look stylish in a baboonshka. 2.5 stars
46. Astral projection to church is mass tranceportation. 2.6 stars
47. The seaside Chinese buffet with free wi-fi was named The Baudwok. 2.7 stars
48. The crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast. 3.4 stars
49. Superconductive materials should be properly stored in an ohmless shelter. 3.3 stars
50. Capon is the main ingredient of chicken castratori. 2.6 stars
51. Bauxite refining is a secret carefully guarded by the aluminati. 3.3 stars
52. When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down, he needed more proof. 3.2 stars
53. The Vatican's supplier of duck eggs is elected by sacred balut. 2.7 stars
54. The futile search for magnetite became a wild gauss chase. 2.8 stars
55. The inept psychic attempted clairvoyance but just couldn't get intuit. 3.4 stars
56. The winter drive-by shooting was a slay ride. 3.1 stars
57. When the goat ate a Scrabble set, the letters came out in alphabetical ordure. 3.1 stars
58. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve. 4.0 stars
59. The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum. 3.8 stars
60. At breakfast, the hacker downloaded cornflakes via his cereal port. 3.1 stars
61. Even on Easter Island, most folks would rather croon an oldie than Rapa Nui. 2.8 stars
62. He, who survives embalming, truly has esprit de corpse. 3.1 stars
63. Hogs are taken to slaughter by the hearsemen of the aporkalypse. 2.8 stars
64. To disparage the wind is disgusting. 2.9 stars
65. The circus strongman had a brief affair with the contortionist, but she broke it off. 2.8 stars
66. Due to censorship, prison messages are often taken out of context. 2.9 stars
67. Qwertyus, god of keyboards, is a character from geek mythology. 3.4 stars
68. Lacking proper instruments, the surgeon had to resect a bowel using plumber's tools - it was a gut-wrenching experience. 3.5 stars
69. In exorcism literature, possession is nine-tenths of the lore. 3.2 stars
70. Though humble in secular matters, the minister had an altar ego. 3.6 stars
71. Music of the seventies spawned many new record labels, mostly now defunked. 2.7 stars
72. The crumpled SUV gave evidence of its owner's finely-hooned driving skills. 1.8 stars
73. The entomologist's wardrobe was really fly, but her friend the physicist always had something tachyon. 2.9 stars
74. Realtors guilty of steering deserve the rack, but that's just my pinion. 2.3 stars
75. Termites in the orchestra pit can lead to digestive harp failure. 3.1 stars
76. Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder. 3.8 stars
77. After carelessly plucking her eyelashes while shopping for a corsage, Rose couldn't see the florist because of the tweeze. 2.9 stars
78. The Keystone Kops were frequently criticized for excessive use of farce. 3.5 stars
79. The surgeon failed to repair his own ruptured pericardium because his heart just wasn't in it. 3.1 stars
80. Navy regulations prohibit underwater promotion to the ministry, doing so would constitute insubordination. 2.8 stars
81. When the diva's vacuum cleaner broke, she refused to use a broom because it just wouldn't be Hoover. 2.8 stars
82. The baby peas were fresh and sweet, but their fava was a has-bean. 2.3 stars
83. When the inept actor tried to steal a farmer's omelet with greens, the ham was collard in short order. 2.4 stars
84. When they claimed to house two thousand campers, it sounded like a lot of bunk. 3.4 stars
85. The chef who tried to bribe a judge with polenta was held in corntempt. 2.4 stars
86. Chardonnay may not be champagne, but it's still wine. 2.1 stars
87. To noble steeds with horse sense and stable thinking, hippocracy is not hypocrisy. 2.6 stars
88. Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed. 3.8 stars
89. He choked on his all-day sucker and would have fallen off the carousel, but the security guard caught him lollygagging around. 2.8 stars
90. Tubal ligation can get knotty, but lobotomy is a no-brainer. 3.3 stars
91. If you are among the cream of dairy inspectors, nothing cheesy gets pasteurize. 3.7 stars
92. If you think guests really enjoy your home movies, you are probably projecting. 3.2 stars
93. The world champion of purposeful kibitzing is a goaled meddlist. 2.9 stars
94. Bell, Bark and Kennel, a novel by Ivan Pavlov, chronicles the birth of the Salivation Army. 3.2 stars
95. I took the strange skeleton to be that of a feral onager, but it was only a wild ass guess. 2.6 stars
96. The inept nerd married a nuclear software engineer who made great fission chips, she was his bride and booter. 2.6 stars
97. He dined with her at the local beanery and was immediately inflatuated. 3.5 stars
98. Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town. 3.3 stars
99. After the trout left school, he hoped to be a steelhead in a floundry. 2.7 stars
100. Simultaneous management of elephants and walruses requires the ability to multitusk. 3.5 stars
101. Hilarious signs that stick to refrigerators can disrupt gravity with magnetic lines of farce. 2.4 stars
102. A handlebar mustache may look ridiculous, but symmetrical eyelashes are even cilia. 3.5 stars
103. The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship. 3.2 stars
104. The chaplain got his gown from the army surplice depot. 2.7 stars
105. A flat-rate poetry tax would be a perverse form of greed. 2.9 stars
106. A poetic hack anapest iamb, but it could be verse. 2.7 stars
107. Being a petrol-deprived thug is a tankless yob. 2.4 stars
108. The Chinese pizzeria murder mystery genre is a novel dough mein. 2.5 stars
109. The predatory prawn shop skinned many an octopus alive and put a lot of suckers on squid roe. 2.6 stars
110. The Lautrec miniature slipped from its frame because it was a little Toulouse. 3.4 stars
111. The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it. 3.5 stars
112. If ionized fertilizer is delivered after business hours, the nitrate will be charged. 3.6 stars
113. The short-order crook poached his eggs, shaved his chocolate, welched on his rabbits, and even his pastry was stollen. 2.8 stars
114. Underwater ophthalmology lens itself to more aqueous humor and cornea puns. 3.2 stars
115. A stewed chef sat pie-eyed as the crusty judge took his caraway, a punnish mint a long thyme cumin. 3.2 stars
116. Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling. 3.7 stars
117. A crazed insect discovered in the organic garden of a convent was found nun compost mantis. 2.2 stars
118. Petra the Muscovite was gneiss to a fault but stony when taken for granite. 3.1 stars
119. I can't tell you where to buy soy sauce tonight, but I can shoyu tamari. 3.2 stars
120. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? 3.9 stars
121. The overweight fighter pilot was grounded for violating the rules of engorgement. 3.1 stars
122. Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal. 3.2 stars
123. Ancient vessels lacked stability because there were no rudders in the days of yaw. 2.4 stars
124. Everyone got plastered for the Beethoven rehearsal. It was the bottom of the Ninth, chorus tight, basses loaded. 3.1 stars
125. NASA accepted the wildebeest's application, and around our planet a brave gnu whirled. 3.4 stars
126. The divorced couple hurled Angostura and Boston cream pie at each other - it was a bitter, custardy dispute. 2.4 stars