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1. I have trouble digesting chick peas - whenever I eat hummus, I falafel. 3.0 stars
2. The petroleum industry is exploiting shale to extract fuel or a reasonable fracksimile. 2.2 stars
3. The hamburgers had so little beef that even a microscopic tektite would be a little meteor. 2.0 stars
4. If you pay the ferryman before you get to the other side, don't be surprised if he Styx it to you. 2.7 stars
5. Last year's bonfire permit has ex-pyred. 2.6 stars
6. For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears - he now eats everything with sorghums. 2.8 stars
7. Where do baby spoons come from? The spork delivers them. 3.4 stars
8. The hunter stir-fried his game because he liked to wok on the wild side. 3.8 stars
9. Cotton farming is a classic struggle of goods versus weevils. 3.6 stars
10. Lack of ram may preclude rack of lamb. 2.7 stars
11. Instead of being rewarded for his invention, Dr. Guillotine was charged with neckless endangerment. 3.6 stars
12. Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose. 4.1 stars
13. Philosophers are slaves to ponderlust. 2.1 stars
14. Trichinosis offers eaters of raw pork two choices: cease and desist, or cyst and decease. 2.6 stars
15. To expectorate is bad grammar, because it is a spit infinitive. 2.0 stars
16. The forensic psychologist was irritable because judges and juries tried his patients. 3.2 stars
17. Due to Earth's strong gravitational field, the cost of attaining escape velocity is exorbitant. 2.4 stars
18. When the homeless burrowing rodent found a nice golf course, he decided to gopher it. 3.0 stars
19. Don't waste kindness on a rotary engine - they never reciprocate. 2.5 stars
20. Library rules regarding personal hygiene are a matter of lore and odor. 1.8 stars
21. When the church bought gas for their annual barbecue, proceeds went from the sacred to the propane. 2.5 stars
22. When two glow-worms met in the dark, it was larva at first sight. 3.0 stars
23. The inept telegrapher was a weapon of Morse destruction. 2.7 stars
24. With organic whiskey, one may attain the stupornatural. 2.6 stars
25. Using fish for currency can achieve an economy of scale. 2.8 stars
26. The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues. 3.7 stars
27. The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations. 2.1 stars
28. Pocket bread stuffed with pocket bread makes a pitaful excuse for a sandwich. 2.7 stars
29. During the late baroque era, rococo composers began to think outside the Bachs. 3.7 stars
30. The poor speller tried to express his reluctance to repeat sixth grade, but words failed him. 3.2 stars
31. After a few beers on the plane, Charlie was flying high into the wild brew yonder. 2.8 stars
32. The Rodent Club finished drafting their constitution, but it has yet to be ratified. 3.8 stars
33. When it comes to nourishment, a boa's best friend is his smother. 3.3 stars
34. Despite pressure to clean up their act, most dirtbags live in a vacuum. 3.7 stars
35. I need Gestalt reasoning like I need a whole in the head. 2.6 stars
36. Sponges are easy prey for divers, lacking poriferal vision. 2.8 stars
37. The lazy musician was told to shake allegro or make himself scherzo. 2.9 stars
38. The President of the Ennui Club was chairman of the bored. 3.5 stars
39. When his wife demanded that he give up polo, he decided to chukker. 3.2 stars
40. With copper unavailable, continued operation of the mint would make no cents. 3.7 stars
41. As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!' 3.3 stars
42. Neuter your dog - an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of curs. 2.9 stars
43. Mammals rarely marry monotremes, echidna ewe knot. 2.2 stars
44. No yelling on weekdays if you eat my dessert, but I scream Sunday. 2.5 stars
45. Luridly sailing by the clock on a sea of mucus is a phlegmbuoyant pastime. 2.2 stars
46. When the spammer's computer exploded, it blew him to kingdom.com. 3.4 stars
47. I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs, but it's all ova now. 3.2 stars
48. The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her. 3.4 stars
49. Primate grandmothers look stylish in a baboonshka. 2.5 stars
50. Astral projection to church is mass tranceportation. 2.7 stars
51. The seaside Chinese buffet with free wi-fi was named The Baudwok. 2.7 stars
52. The crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast. 3.3 stars
53. Superconductive materials should be properly stored in an ohmless shelter. 3.3 stars
54. Capon is the main ingredient of chicken castratori. 2.6 stars
55. Bauxite refining is a secret carefully guarded by the aluminati. 3.3 stars
56. When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down, he needed more proof. 3.2 stars
57. The Vatican's supplier of duck eggs is elected by sacred balut. 2.7 stars
58. The futile search for magnetite became a wild gauss chase. 2.8 stars
59. The inept psychic attempted clairvoyance but just couldn't get intuit. 3.4 stars
60. The winter drive-by shooting was a slay ride. 3.1 stars
61. When the goat ate a Scrabble set, the letters came out in alphabetical ordure. 3.1 stars
62. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve. 4.0 stars
63. The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum. 3.8 stars
64. At breakfast, the hacker downloaded cornflakes via his cereal port. 3.1 stars
65. Even on Easter Island, most folks would rather croon an oldie than Rapa Nui. 2.8 stars
66. He, who survives embalming, truly has esprit de corpse. 3.1 stars
67. Hogs are taken to slaughter by the hearsemen of the aporkalypse. 2.8 stars
68. To disparage the wind is disgusting. 2.9 stars
69. The circus strongman had a brief affair with the contortionist, but she broke it off. 2.8 stars
70. Due to censorship, prison messages are often taken out of context. 2.9 stars
71. Qwertyus, god of keyboards, is a character from geek mythology. 3.4 stars
72. Lacking proper instruments, the surgeon had to resect a bowel using plumber's tools - it was a gut-wrenching experience. 3.5 stars
73. In exorcism literature, possession is nine-tenths of the lore. 3.2 stars
74. Though humble in secular matters, the minister had an altar ego. 3.6 stars
75. Music of the seventies spawned many new record labels, mostly now defunked. 2.7 stars
76. The crumpled SUV gave evidence of its owner's finely-hooned driving skills. 1.8 stars
77. The entomologist's wardrobe was really fly, but her friend the physicist always had something tachyon. 2.9 stars
78. Realtors guilty of steering deserve the rack, but that's just my pinion. 2.3 stars
79. Termites in the orchestra pit can lead to digestive harp failure. 3.1 stars
80. Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder. 3.8 stars
81. After carelessly plucking her eyelashes while shopping for a corsage, Rose couldn't see the florist because of the tweeze. 2.9 stars
82. The Keystone Kops were frequently criticized for excessive use of farce. 3.5 stars
83. The surgeon failed to repair his own ruptured pericardium because his heart just wasn't in it. 3.1 stars
84. Navy regulations prohibit underwater promotion to the ministry, doing so would constitute insubordination. 2.8 stars
85. When the diva's vacuum cleaner broke, she refused to use a broom because it just wouldn't be Hoover. 2.8 stars
86. The baby peas were fresh and sweet, but their fava was a has-bean. 2.3 stars
87. When the inept actor tried to steal a farmer's omelet with greens, the ham was collard in short order. 2.4 stars
88. When they claimed to house two thousand campers, it sounded like a lot of bunk. 3.4 stars
89. The chef who tried to bribe a judge with polenta was held in corntempt. 2.3 stars
90. Chardonnay may not be champagne, but it's still wine. 2.2 stars
91. To noble steeds with horse sense and stable thinking, hippocracy is not hypocrisy. 2.6 stars
92. Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed. 3.8 stars
93. He choked on his all-day sucker and would have fallen off the carousel, but the security guard caught him lollygagging around. 2.8 stars
94. Tubal ligation can get knotty, but lobotomy is a no-brainer. 3.3 stars
95. If you are among the cream of dairy inspectors, nothing cheesy gets pasteurize. 3.7 stars
96. If you think guests really enjoy your home movies, you are probably projecting. 3.2 stars
97. The world champion of purposeful kibitzing is a goaled meddlist. 2.9 stars
98. Bell, Bark and Kennel, a novel by Ivan Pavlov, chronicles the birth of the Salivation Army. 3.2 stars
99. I took the strange skeleton to be that of a feral onager, but it was only a wild ass guess. 2.6 stars
100. The inept nerd married a nuclear software engineer who made great fission chips, she was his bride and booter. 2.6 stars
101. He dined with her at the local beanery and was immediately inflatuated. 3.5 stars
102. Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town. 3.3 stars
103. After the trout left school, he hoped to be a steelhead in a floundry. 2.7 stars
104. Simultaneous management of elephants and walruses requires the ability to multitusk. 3.5 stars
105. Hilarious signs that stick to refrigerators can disrupt gravity with magnetic lines of farce. 2.4 stars
106. A handlebar mustache may look ridiculous, but symmetrical eyelashes are even cilia. 3.5 stars
107. The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship. 3.2 stars
108. The chaplain got his gown from the army surplice depot. 2.7 stars
109. A flat-rate poetry tax would be a perverse form of greed. 2.9 stars
110. A poetic hack anapest iamb, but it could be verse. 2.7 stars
111. Being a petrol-deprived thug is a tankless yob. 2.4 stars
112. The Chinese pizzeria murder mystery genre is a novel dough mein. 2.5 stars
113. The predatory prawn shop skinned many an octopus alive and put a lot of suckers on squid roe. 2.6 stars
114. The Lautrec miniature slipped from its frame because it was a little Toulouse. 3.4 stars
115. The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it. 3.5 stars
116. If ionized fertilizer is delivered after business hours, the nitrate will be charged. 3.5 stars
117. The short-order crook poached his eggs, shaved his chocolate, welched on his rabbits, and even his pastry was stollen. 2.8 stars
118. Underwater ophthalmology lens itself to more aqueous humor and cornea puns. 3.2 stars
119. A stewed chef sat pie-eyed as the crusty judge took his caraway, a punnish mint a long thyme cumin. 3.1 stars
120. Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling. 3.7 stars
121. A crazed insect discovered in the organic garden of a convent was found nun compost mantis. 2.2 stars
122. Petra the Muscovite was gneiss to a fault but stony when taken for granite. 3.1 stars
123. I can't tell you where to buy soy sauce tonight, but I can shoyu tamari. 3.2 stars
124. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? 3.9 stars
125. The overweight fighter pilot was grounded for violating the rules of engorgement. 3.0 stars
126. Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal. 3.2 stars
127. Ancient vessels lacked stability because there were no rudders in the days of yaw. 2.4 stars
128. Everyone got plastered for the Beethoven rehearsal. It was the bottom of the Ninth, chorus tight, basses loaded. 3.1 stars
129. NASA accepted the wildebeest's application, and around our planet a brave gnu whirled. 3.4 stars
130. The divorced couple hurled Angostura and Boston cream pie at each other - it was a bitter, custardy dispute. 2.4 stars