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1. Instead of being rewarded for his invention, Dr. Guillotine was charged with neckless endangerment. 3.3 stars
2. Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose. 4.0 stars
3. Philosophers are slaves to ponderlust. 2.1 stars
4. Trichinosis offers eaters of raw pork two choices: cease and desist, or cyst and decease. 2.6 stars
5. To expectorate is bad grammar, because it is a spit infinitive. 2.0 stars
6. The forensic psychologist was irritable because judges and juries tried his patients. 3.2 stars
7. Due to Earth's strong gravitational field, the cost of attaining escape velocity is exorbitant. 2.4 stars
8. When the homeless burrowing rodent found a nice golf course, he decided to gopher it. 3.0 stars
9. Don't waste kindness on a rotary engine - they never reciprocate. 2.5 stars
10. Library rules regarding personal hygiene are a matter of lore and odor. 1.8 stars
11. When the church bought gas for their annual barbecue, proceeds went from the sacred to the propane. 2.5 stars
12. When two glow-worms met in the dark, it was larva at first sight. 3.0 stars
13. The inept telegrapher was a weapon of Morse destruction. 2.7 stars
14. With organic whiskey, one may attain the stupornatural. 2.7 stars
15. Using fish for currency can achieve an economy of scale. 2.8 stars
16. The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues. 3.8 stars
17. The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations. 2.1 stars
18. Pocket bread stuffed with pocket bread makes a pitaful excuse for a sandwich. 2.7 stars
19. During the late baroque era, rococo composers began to think outside the Bachs. 3.7 stars
20. The poor speller tried to express his reluctance to repeat sixth grade, but words failed him. 3.2 stars
21. After a few beers on the plane, Charlie was flying high into the wild brew yonder. 2.8 stars
22. The Rodent Club finished drafting their constitution, but it has yet to be ratified. 3.8 stars
23. When it comes to nourishment, a boa's best friend is his smother. 3.3 stars
24. Despite pressure to clean up their act, most dirtbags live in a vacuum. 3.7 stars
25. I need Gestalt reasoning like I need a whole in the head. 2.6 stars
26. Sponges are easy prey for divers, lacking poriferal vision. 2.8 stars
27. The lazy musician was told to shake allegro or make himself scherzo. 2.9 stars
28. The President of the Ennui Club was chairman of the bored. 3.5 stars
29. When his wife demanded that he give up polo, he decided to chukker. 3.2 stars
30. With copper unavailable, continued operation of the mint would make no cents. 3.7 stars
31. As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!' 3.3 stars
32. Neuter your dog - an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of curs. 2.9 stars
33. Mammals rarely marry monotremes, echidna ewe knot. 2.2 stars
34. No yelling on weekdays if you eat my dessert, but I scream Sunday. 2.5 stars
35. Luridly sailing by the clock on a sea of mucus is a phlegmbuoyant pastime. 2.2 stars
36. When the spammer's computer exploded, it blew him to kingdom.com. 3.4 stars
37. I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs, but it's all ova now. 3.1 stars
38. The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her. 3.4 stars
39. Primate grandmothers look stylish in a baboonshka. 2.5 stars
40. Astral projection to church is mass tranceportation. 2.6 stars
41. The seaside Chinese buffet with free wi-fi was named The Baudwok. 2.7 stars
42. The crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast. 3.4 stars
43. Superconductive materials should be properly stored in an ohmless shelter. 3.3 stars
44. Capon is the main ingredient of chicken castratori. 2.6 stars
45. Bauxite refining is a secret carefully guarded by the aluminati. 3.3 stars
46. When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down, he needed more proof. 3.2 stars
47. The Vatican's supplier of duck eggs is elected by sacred balut. 2.7 stars
48. The futile search for magnetite became a wild gauss chase. 2.8 stars
49. The inept psychic attempted clairvoyance but just couldn't get intuit. 3.4 stars
50. The winter drive-by shooting was a slay ride. 3.1 stars
51. When the goat ate a Scrabble set, the letters came out in alphabetical ordure. 3.1 stars
52. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve. 4.0 stars
53. The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum. 3.8 stars
54. At breakfast, the hacker downloaded cornflakes via his cereal port. 3.1 stars
55. Even on Easter Island, most folks would rather croon an oldie than Rapa Nui. 2.8 stars
56. He, who survives embalming, truly has esprit de corpse. 3.1 stars
57. Hogs are taken to slaughter by the hearsemen of the aporkalypse. 2.8 stars
58. To disparage the wind is disgusting. 2.9 stars
59. The circus strongman had a brief affair with the contortionist, but she broke it off. 2.8 stars
60. Due to censorship, prison messages are often taken out of context. 2.9 stars
61. Qwertyus, god of keyboards, is a character from geek mythology. 3.4 stars
62. Lacking proper instruments, the surgeon had to resect a bowel using plumber's tools - it was a gut-wrenching experience. 3.5 stars
63. In exorcism literature, possession is nine-tenths of the lore. 3.2 stars
64. Though humble in secular matters, the minister had an altar ego. 3.6 stars
65. Music of the seventies spawned many new record labels, mostly now defunked. 2.7 stars
66. The crumpled SUV gave evidence of its owner's finely-hooned driving skills. 1.8 stars
67. The entomologist's wardrobe was really fly, but her friend the physicist always had something tachyon. 2.9 stars
68. Realtors guilty of steering deserve the rack, but that's just my pinion. 2.3 stars
69. Termites in the orchestra pit can lead to digestive harp failure. 3.1 stars
70. Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder. 3.8 stars
71. After carelessly plucking her eyelashes while shopping for a corsage, Rose couldn't see the florist because of the tweeze. 2.9 stars
72. The Keystone Kops were frequently criticized for excessive use of farce. 3.5 stars
73. The surgeon failed to repair his own ruptured pericardium because his heart just wasn't in it. 3.1 stars
74. Navy regulations prohibit underwater promotion to the ministry, doing so would constitute insubordination. 2.8 stars
75. When the diva's vacuum cleaner broke, she refused to use a broom because it just wouldn't be Hoover. 2.8 stars
76. The baby peas were fresh and sweet, but their fava was a has-bean. 2.3 stars
77. When the inept actor tried to steal a farmer's omelet with greens, the ham was collard in short order. 2.4 stars
78. When they claimed to house two thousand campers, it sounded like a lot of bunk. 3.4 stars
79. The chef who tried to bribe a judge with polenta was held in corntempt. 2.4 stars
80. Chardonnay may not be champagne, but it's still wine. 2.2 stars
81. To noble steeds with horse sense and stable thinking, hippocracy is not hypocrisy. 2.6 stars
82. Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed. 3.8 stars
83. He choked on his all-day sucker and would have fallen off the carousel, but the security guard caught him lollygagging around. 2.8 stars
84. Tubal ligation can get knotty, but lobotomy is a no-brainer. 3.3 stars
85. If you are among the cream of dairy inspectors, nothing cheesy gets pasteurize. 3.7 stars
86. If you think guests really enjoy your home movies, you are probably projecting. 3.2 stars
87. The world champion of purposeful kibitzing is a goaled meddlist. 2.9 stars
88. Bell, Bark and Kennel, a novel by Ivan Pavlov, chronicles the birth of the Salivation Army. 3.2 stars
89. I took the strange skeleton to be that of a feral onager, but it was only a wild ass guess. 2.6 stars
90. The inept nerd married a nuclear software engineer who made great fission chips, she was his bride and booter. 2.6 stars
91. He dined with her at the local beanery and was immediately inflatuated. 3.5 stars
92. Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town. 3.3 stars
93. After the trout left school, he hoped to be a steelhead in a floundry. 2.7 stars
94. Simultaneous management of elephants and walruses requires the ability to multitusk. 3.5 stars
95. Hilarious signs that stick to refrigerators can disrupt gravity with magnetic lines of farce. 2.4 stars
96. A handlebar mustache may look ridiculous, but symmetrical eyelashes are even cilia. 3.5 stars
97. The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship. 3.2 stars
98. The chaplain got his gown from the army surplice depot. 2.7 stars
99. A flat-rate poetry tax would be a perverse form of greed. 2.9 stars
100. A poetic hack anapest iamb, but it could be verse. 2.7 stars
101. Being a petrol-deprived thug is a tankless yob. 2.4 stars
102. The Chinese pizzeria murder mystery genre is a novel dough mein. 2.5 stars
103. The predatory prawn shop skinned many an octopus alive and put a lot of suckers on squid roe. 2.6 stars
104. The Lautrec miniature slipped from its frame because it was a little Toulouse. 3.4 stars
105. The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it. 3.5 stars
106. If ionized fertilizer is delivered after business hours, the nitrate will be charged. 3.6 stars
107. The short-order crook poached his eggs, shaved his chocolate, welched on his rabbits, and even his pastry was stollen. 2.8 stars
108. Underwater ophthalmology lens itself to more aqueous humor and cornea puns. 3.2 stars
109. A stewed chef sat pie-eyed as the crusty judge took his caraway, a punnish mint a long thyme cumin. 3.2 stars
110. Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling. 3.7 stars
111. A crazed insect discovered in the organic garden of a convent was found nun compost mantis. 2.2 stars
112. Petra the Muscovite was gneiss to a fault but stony when taken for granite. 3.1 stars
113. I can't tell you where to buy soy sauce tonight, but I can shoyu tamari. 3.2 stars
114. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? 3.9 stars
115. The overweight fighter pilot was grounded for violating the rules of engorgement. 3.1 stars
116. Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal. 3.2 stars
117. Ancient vessels lacked stability because there were no rudders in the days of yaw. 2.4 stars
118. Everyone got plastered for the Beethoven rehearsal. It was the bottom of the Ninth, chorus tight, basses loaded. 3.1 stars
119. NASA accepted the wildebeest's application, and around our planet a brave gnu whirled. 3.4 stars
120. The divorced couple hurled Angostura and Boston cream pie at each other - it was a bitter, custardy dispute. 2.4 stars