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1. Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose. 3.9 stars
2. Philosophers are slaves to ponderlust. 2.1 stars
3. Trichinosis offers eaters of raw pork two choices: cease and desist, or cyst and decease. 2.6 stars
4. To expectorate is bad grammar, because it is a spit infinitive. 2.0 stars
5. The forensic psychologist was irritable because judges and juries tried his patients. 3.2 stars
6. Due to Earth's strong gravitational field, the cost of attaining escape velocity is exorbitant. 2.4 stars
7. When the homeless burrowing rodent found a nice golf course, he decided to gopher it. 3.0 stars
8. Don't waste kindness on a rotary engine - they never reciprocate. 2.5 stars
9. Library rules regarding personal hygiene are a matter of lore and odor. 1.8 stars
10. When the church bought gas for their annual barbecue, proceeds went from the sacred to the propane. 2.5 stars
11. When two glow-worms met in the dark, it was larva at first sight. 3.0 stars
12. The inept telegrapher was a weapon of Morse destruction. 2.7 stars
13. With organic whiskey, one may attain the stupornatural. 2.7 stars
14. Using fish for currency can achieve an economy of scale. 2.8 stars
15. The use of drones to deliver magazines will certainly raise some issues. 3.8 stars
16. The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations. 2.1 stars
17. Pocket bread stuffed with pocket bread makes a pitaful excuse for a sandwich. 2.7 stars
18. During the late baroque era, rococo composers began to think outside the Bachs. 3.7 stars
19. The poor speller tried to express his reluctance to repeat sixth grade, but words failed him. 3.2 stars
20. After a few beers on the plane, Charlie was flying high into the wild brew yonder. 2.8 stars
21. The Rodent Club finished drafting their constitution, but it has yet to be ratified. 3.8 stars
22. When it comes to nourishment, a boa's best friend is his smother. 3.3 stars
23. Despite pressure to clean up their act, most dirtbags live in a vacuum. 3.7 stars
24. I need Gestalt reasoning like I need a whole in the head. 2.6 stars
25. Sponges are easy prey for divers, lacking poriferal vision. 2.8 stars
26. The lazy musician was told to shake allegro or make himself scherzo. 2.9 stars
27. The President of the Ennui Club was chairman of the bored. 3.5 stars
28. When his wife demanded that he give up polo, he decided to chukker. 3.2 stars
29. With copper unavailable, continued operation of the mint would make no cents. 3.7 stars
30. As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!' 3.3 stars
31. Neuter your dog - an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of curs. 2.9 stars
32. Mammals rarely marry monotremes, echidna ewe knot. 2.2 stars
33. No yelling on weekdays if you eat my dessert, but I scream Sunday. 2.5 stars
34. Luridly sailing by the clock on a sea of mucus is a phlegmbuoyant pastime. 2.2 stars
35. When the spammer's computer exploded, it blew him to 3.5 stars
36. I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs, but it's all ova now. 3.1 stars
37. The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her. 3.5 stars
38. Primate grandmothers look stylish in a baboonshka. 2.5 stars
39. Astral projection to church is mass tranceportation. 2.6 stars
40. The seaside Chinese buffet with free wi-fi was named The Baudwok. 2.7 stars
41. The crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast. 3.4 stars
42. Superconductive materials should be properly stored in an ohmless shelter. 3.3 stars
43. Capon is the main ingredient of chicken castratori. 2.6 stars
44. Bauxite refining is a secret carefully guarded by the aluminati. 3.3 stars
45. When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down, he needed more proof. 3.2 stars
46. The Vatican's supplier of duck eggs is elected by sacred balut. 2.7 stars
47. The futile search for magnetite became a wild gauss chase. 2.8 stars
48. The inept psychic attempted clairvoyance but just couldn't get intuit. 3.4 stars
49. The winter drive-by shooting was a slay ride. 3.1 stars
50. When the goat ate a Scrabble set, the letters came out in alphabetical ordure. 3.1 stars
51. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve. 4.0 stars
52. The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum. 3.8 stars
53. At breakfast, the hacker downloaded cornflakes via his cereal port. 3.1 stars
54. Even on Easter Island, most folks would rather croon an oldie than Rapa Nui. 2.8 stars
55. He, who survives embalming, truly has esprit de corpse. 3.0 stars
56. Hogs are taken to slaughter by the hearsemen of the aporkalypse. 2.8 stars
57. To disparage the wind is disgusting. 2.9 stars
58. The circus strongman had a brief affair with the contortionist, but she broke it off. 2.8 stars
59. Due to censorship, prison messages are often taken out of context. 2.9 stars
60. Qwertyus, god of keyboards, is a character from geek mythology. 3.4 stars
61. Lacking proper instruments, the surgeon had to resect a bowel using plumber's tools - it was a gut-wrenching experience. 3.5 stars
62. In exorcism literature, possession is nine-tenths of the lore. 3.2 stars
63. Though humble in secular matters, the minister had an altar ego. 3.6 stars
64. Music of the seventies spawned many new record labels, mostly now defunked. 2.7 stars
65. The crumpled SUV gave evidence of its owner's finely-hooned driving skills. 1.8 stars
66. The entomologist's wardrobe was really fly, but her friend the physicist always had something tachyon. 2.9 stars
67. Realtors guilty of steering deserve the rack, but that's just my pinion. 2.3 stars
68. Termites in the orchestra pit can lead to digestive harp failure. 3.1 stars
69. Calves take well to bottle feeding because one nipple is as good as an udder. 3.8 stars
70. After carelessly plucking her eyelashes while shopping for a corsage, Rose couldn't see the florist because of the tweeze. 2.9 stars
71. The Keystone Kops were frequently criticized for excessive use of farce. 3.5 stars
72. The surgeon failed to repair his own ruptured pericardium because his heart just wasn't in it. 3.1 stars
73. Navy regulations prohibit underwater promotion to the ministry, doing so would constitute insubordination. 2.8 stars
74. When the diva's vacuum cleaner broke, she refused to use a broom because it just wouldn't be Hoover. 2.8 stars
75. The baby peas were fresh and sweet, but their fava was a has-bean. 2.3 stars
76. When the inept actor tried to steal a farmer's omelet with greens, the ham was collard in short order. 2.4 stars
77. When they claimed to house two thousand campers, it sounded like a lot of bunk. 3.4 stars
78. The chef who tried to bribe a judge with polenta was held in corntempt. 2.4 stars
79. Chardonnay may not be champagne, but it's still wine. 2.2 stars
80. To noble steeds with horse sense and stable thinking, hippocracy is not hypocrisy. 2.6 stars
81. Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed. 3.8 stars
82. He choked on his all-day sucker and would have fallen off the carousel, but the security guard caught him lollygagging around. 2.8 stars
83. Tubal ligation can get knotty, but lobotomy is a no-brainer. 3.3 stars
84. If you are among the cream of dairy inspectors, nothing cheesy gets pasteurize. 3.6 stars
85. If you think guests really enjoy your home movies, you are probably projecting. 3.3 stars
86. The world champion of purposeful kibitzing is a goaled meddlist. 2.9 stars
87. Bell, Bark and Kennel, a novel by Ivan Pavlov, chronicles the birth of the Salivation Army. 3.1 stars
88. I took the strange skeleton to be that of a feral onager, but it was only a wild ass guess. 2.6 stars
89. The inept nerd married a nuclear software engineer who made great fission chips, she was his bride and booter. 2.6 stars
90. He dined with her at the local beanery and was immediately inflatuated. 3.5 stars
91. Ever since the mayor's ban on flammable liquids, fewer arsonists have benzene around town. 3.3 stars
92. After the trout left school, he hoped to be a steelhead in a floundry. 2.7 stars
93. Simultaneous management of elephants and walruses requires the ability to multitusk. 3.5 stars
94. Hilarious signs that stick to refrigerators can disrupt gravity with magnetic lines of farce. 2.4 stars
95. A handlebar mustache may look ridiculous, but symmetrical eyelashes are even cilia. 3.5 stars
96. The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship. 3.2 stars
97. The chaplain got his gown from the army surplice depot. 2.7 stars
98. A flat-rate poetry tax would be a perverse form of greed. 2.9 stars
99. A poetic hack anapest iamb, but it could be verse. 2.7 stars
100. Being a petrol-deprived thug is a tankless yob. 2.4 stars
101. The Chinese pizzeria murder mystery genre is a novel dough mein. 2.5 stars
102. The predatory prawn shop skinned many an octopus alive and put a lot of suckers on squid roe. 2.6 stars
103. The Lautrec miniature slipped from its frame because it was a little Toulouse. 3.4 stars
104. The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it. 3.5 stars
105. If ionized fertilizer is delivered after business hours, the nitrate will be charged. 3.6 stars
106. The short-order crook poached his eggs, shaved his chocolate, welched on his rabbits, and even his pastry was stollen. 2.8 stars
107. Underwater ophthalmology lens itself to more aqueous humor and cornea puns. 3.2 stars
108. A stewed chef sat pie-eyed as the crusty judge took his caraway, a punnish mint a long thyme cumin. 3.2 stars
109. Although Nobelists tend to have dynamite personalities, Niels was a Bohr, and Linus was a Pauling. 3.7 stars
110. A crazed insect discovered in the organic garden of a convent was found nun compost mantis. 2.2 stars
111. Petra the Muscovite was gneiss to a fault but stony when taken for granite. 3.1 stars
112. I can't tell you where to buy soy sauce tonight, but I can shoyu tamari. 3.2 stars
113. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? 3.9 stars
114. The overweight fighter pilot was grounded for violating the rules of engorgement. 3.1 stars
115. Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal. 3.2 stars
116. Ancient vessels lacked stability because there were no rudders in the days of yaw. 2.4 stars
117. Everyone got plastered for the Beethoven rehearsal. It was the bottom of the Ninth, chorus tight, basses loaded. 3.1 stars
118. NASA accepted the wildebeest's application, and around our planet a brave gnu whirled. 3.4 stars
119. The divorced couple hurled Angostura and Boston cream pie at each other - it was a bitter, custardy dispute. 2.4 stars