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1. A new computer shop has just opened up. It is located on Boot Drive. 2.9 stars
2. I was going to order a satellite dish but then I found out that I had to go through channels. 2.9 stars
3. What do prize fighters do before and after work? Punch in and punch out. 3.0 stars
4. When longshoremen show up late for work they get docked. 3.2 stars
5. What do they call all that lumber on the Star Trek's Enterprise? Captain's log. 2.3 stars
6. Some prison inmates fell into poison ivy and started a rash of breakouts. 3.3 stars
7. To be a mountain climber one needs to be in peak condition. 3.4 stars
8. I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill. 3.8 stars
9. For every 45 I collected, I would write down the song and the artist so I could keep records. 2.4 stars
10. A sign at a cemetery reads, 'No Trespassing, Violators Will Face Grave Charges'. 3.4 stars