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1. Leaving myself out of my own photo was selfie-facing. 2.4 stars
2. If you want to hear a quick comeback try walking away without paying. 3.6 stars
3. Old skiers go downhill fast. 3.4 stars
4. When the Grim Reaper sweeps through, we have a brush with death. 2.3 stars
5. I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later. 3.9 stars
6. I tried sleeping at the gym but it was fitful. 2.4 stars
7. I'm prone to lying. 3.1 stars
8. When the maid found my lottery ticket she really cleaned up. 3.2 stars
9. Arranging Goliath's funeral was a giant undertaking. 3.8 stars
10. I moved onto a boat in Hong Kong's harbour to avoid unsolicited advertising material but all I got was junk mail. 2.7 stars
11. What top does an astronaut wear to the moon? Apollo shirt. 3.0 stars
12. When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old flame he found that he had met his match. 3.7 stars
13. The fraudulent caged chicken farmer gave himself free range with his egg labeling. 2.3 stars
14. He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record. 2.5 stars
15. He sold a batch of release spray to someone in jail but it was just a silly-con. 2.2 stars
16. Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled. 3.7 stars
17. When the drummer moved back in next door there were many repercussions. 3.3 stars
18. Even the smallest egg farms are multi-layer organisations. 3.3 stars
19. The junior librarian was reincarnated as a bookmark because he always knew his place. 3.1 stars
20. The misdirected astronaut wasn't exactly over the moon. 3.0 stars
21. Global warming campaigners lament the invention of the infernal combustion engine. 2.4 stars
22. I was too busy drinking to notice that all my cigarettes had gone ashtray. 3.0 stars
23. I gave my stressed out feline too much elixir. Now it's catatonic. 3.2 stars
24. Crane drivers have uplifting pick-up lines. 3.1 stars
25. Psychopaths always see amoral in the story. 2.7 stars
26. People who lack the patience for calligraphy will never have properly formed characters. 3.6 stars
27. You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune. 3.8 stars
28. I was terrified anaesthetising my first big cat, but I had to feel the fur and do it anyway. 1.6 stars
29. The tap dancer's routine ran hot and cold. 2.6 stars
30. Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns, but the third has groan in significance. 3.8 stars
31. I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation. 3.8 stars
32. The new jail tunnel was a runaway success. 3.4 stars
33. The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web. 3.7 stars
34. Does my great new smile denture ego? 3.2 stars
35. My blind date's not looking good. 3.4 stars
36. On Valentine's Day flower prices rose to the occasion. 3.6 stars
37. A recent genetic hybrid of a dog and a mirror has given geneticists pause for reflection. 3.1 stars
38. The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses. 3.5 stars