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1. How do you get a latte in the rain forest? Use your Amazon card. 2.5 stars
2. Photos used to sell rice are usually grainy. 2.6 stars
3. Time is important to fullbacks. They are always rushing. 2.8 stars
4. When they used bleach to clear a dark, wet corner, they broke the mold. 1.9 stars
5. What sounds last call? A barbell. 3.3 stars
6. What is the most non-confrontational age of kids? When they benign. 2.7 stars
7. They just found a sword swallower dead. The police suspect it's an inside job. 3.8 stars
8. Hanging out with skyscraper builders is so boring! It's story after story. 3.5 stars
9. What kind of bats like to hang from ropes? Acrobats. 3.4 stars
10. Learning to walk in high heels will keep you on your toes. 3.4 stars
11. Can a Free-Range chicken be cooked on a stove you bought? 2.7 stars
12. Ambidextrose: An IV in both arms. 2.8 stars
13. The doorway was crushed when the transom was taken for ransom. 1.8 stars
14. Ducks are often surprised and caught flat-footed. 2.7 stars
15. My dentist is sneaky. He pulled a fast one! 2.9 stars
16. I tried to finish the leftovers, but ... foiled again. 3.3 stars
17. They say it's easy to get your mind around introspection. 2.1 stars
18. He was so skinny, his shoulder-blade kept cutting his shirts. 2.5 stars
19. Dermatologists are very competitive. They all have skin in the game. 2.7 stars
20. Things can go either way at a kissing gate. 2.0 stars
21. A silk tie can make a winsome Windsor. 2.3 stars
22. Tying up a circle may take a lot of chords. 2.3 stars
23. The author's lawyer defended her rights in the book case. 2.7 stars
24. I've planted part of a riding whip. I'm hoping for a nice crop. 3.2 stars
25. The movie about the mobile home was advertised with a trailer. 3.8 stars
26. Automatic machines that compete in sculling are rowbots. 2.5 stars
27. Set your drink on a skateboard, they make good coasters. 3.0 stars
28. Some people take beautiful pictures and cut them into pieces. That's a puzzle to me. 3.5 stars
29. A Cajun restaurant made all their sauce on one day for the week. The cook roux'ed the day. 2.8 stars