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1. My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts. 3.7 stars
2. A cloud is most likely to snow when it's relaxed. At that time it's pretty chill. 2.4 stars
3. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off. 3.9 stars
4. The toilet paper walked into the employment center two-ply for a job. 2.8 stars
5. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. 4.1 stars
6. The man who bought too much graphing paper didn't know where to draw the line. 3.3 stars
7. The calculus teacher tried to keep his students on task, but the class discussion kept going off on tangents. 3.3 stars
8. When thunderstorms felt that they weren't getting paid enough, they went on a lightning strike. 3.0 stars
9. If intervening was an olympic sport, he'd win the gold meddle. 3.6 stars