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| 1. | I just finished reading Newton's Principia Mathematica, and found much of it to be rather derivative. |
| 2. | I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me. |
| 3. | The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter. |
| 4. | The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease. |
| 5. | Math class is full of drama. There are so many problems to work out. |
| 6. | The arrogant math teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi. |
| 7. | The top maths student's blood type was A+. |
| 8. | The inept mathematician couldn't count on his friends. |
| 9. | The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi. |
| 10. | The first order of priority in hiring math majors is get them to sine on the dotted line |
| 11. | I met a math professor who has 12 children - she really knows how to multiply. |
| 12. | A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. |
| 13. | We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. |
| 14. | Old math professors never die, they just reduce their functions. |
| 15. | He became a math teacher due to some prime factors. |
| 16. | A lawyer was defending a math teacher. He had to sum up. |
| 17. | On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books, and the rest is history. |
| 18. | The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. |
| 19. | Old math teachers never die, they just become irrational. |
| 20. | The math professor liked even numbers, but only the odd one. |
| 21. | Two mathematicians arguing about even numbers were at odds. |
| 22. | With negative numbers, some math students become nonplussed. |
| 23. | A mountain climbing math teacher found an adder at the sum-mit. |
| 24. | Old math profs never die, they just can't differentiate. |
| 25. | He wears glasses during math because it improves divison. |
| 26. | The math teacher was an exponent of his own powers. |
| 27. | His qualifications as a math teacher didn't add up. |
| 28. | Old math profs never die -- they just use strange expressions. |
| 29. | Mathematics teachers call retirement 'the aftermath'. |
| 30. | Young women who are mathematics professors closely watch their figures. |
| 31. | A math professor in an unheated room is cold and calculating. |
| 32. | Math teachers have lots of problems. |
| 33. | Some mathematicians are on the negative side while others are quite positive. |
| 34. | A mathematician who was also a horticulturist was interested in prime roots square roots and trees in general. |
