In the Jungle

There was once a chimpanzee who was injured and taken to a rehabilitation hospital. While at the hospital he learned to eat with a fork that he called his three point tool.

He was released back to the wild and continued to eat with his three point tool, when one day it was missing. He asked all of the animals where it could be and they said to ask the jaguar.

So, the chimp asked the jaguar and the jaguar said, "Of course, I've seen it -- I ate it!!"

The shocked chimpanzee asked why.

"Why?", said the jaguar, "it's because I'm a three point tool eater Jaguar."


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