The Old Man

You know that he refused to wear shoes so his feet became hard and tough, right?

You know that he went for long periods fasting and refused to eat meat, even when he wasn't fasting, right?

And you know that both the fasting and his diet gave him extremely bad breath, right?

And that he was of lean, slight build, especially in his later years?

So he was a super callous fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.


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