A Scotsman, Englishman, Irishman and Chinese man are taking a flight from Glasgow, Scotland to Paris.
The Scotsman looks out the window and says, "ahhh, now there's a wonderful piece of Scotland".
A little farther, the Englishman puts down his teacup and looks out the window and remarks, "oooh, what a wonderful piece of England".
Farther still, the Irishman glances down and points, "now there's a wonderful piece of Ireland".
The Chinese man is feeling distinctly far from home, so he smashes his window, throws out a saucer, and says with a big smile, "now there's a piece of china".
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