A husband stood in front of the bathroom mirror, carefully flossing his teeth. "Ooh!" he would sigh every once in a while, or "Aaah!" as the little thread did its work.
Suddenly and seemingly without provocation, his wife stomped into the bathroom and gave him a swift kick.
Bewildered, the husband demanded, "What was that for ?"
I'm sorry, "his wife replied stiffly, ... "but I just don't believe in sighing flossers."
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