Is This My Train?

Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.

Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.


Source: DeepWave.net

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