Safari Story

An inebriated fellow comes into a tavern and begins telling a long, drawn out story about a lion he shot and brought home from safari. He goes on to describe how it is big, yellow, and with black stripes.

The bartender says, "It sounds like you have a tiger, by the tale."


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