Outdoor Hardware

A chipmunk walked into a hardware store because he was redoing his bar. He asked the clerk where he could get one of those table tops that opens and shuts on a hinge.

The clerk wasn’t sure. So the chipmunk said, “Yeah, you know, the kind those blue jays above me have”.

“Oh”, said the clerk, “You mean closing counters of the bird kind!”


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