Great One Liners of the Month - April 2017

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Current Positions for April 2017

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1. I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.
  4.0 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
2. Did you know they won't be making yard sticks any longer?
  4.0 stars
3. I think I'm going to hire the same landscaper I used last year - he was really easy to get a lawn with.
  4.0 stars
4. Why do some people hate puns? Because they are laughtose intolerant!
  3.8 stars
Cody -
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5. On land crabs tend to use the sidewalk.
  3.8 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
6. Sir Cumference built King Arthur's round table, and Sir Ramic Tile did the flooring.
  3.8 stars
7. A podiatrist adds insoles to injury.
  3.7 stars
Jeff Dillon - Hershey, PA
8. If you want to hear a quick comeback try walking away without paying.
  3.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
9. The blacksmith wasn't making much money but he forged ahead anyway.
  3.5 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
10. It was cold in the bedroom so I lay down next to the wood-stove and slept like a log.
  3.3 stars

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