Great One Liners of the Month - June 2002

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Current Positions for June 2002

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1. Prison walls are never built to scale.
  3.6 stars
2. Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
  3.6 stars
3. A lingerie thief gave a police officer the slip.
  3.4 stars
4. The survival rate after a fall into a deep hole is abyssmal.
  3.4 stars
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5. He tried to play the shoehorn but got only footnotes.
  3.3 stars
6. With negative numbers, some math students become nonplussed.
  3.3 stars
7. It's tough to be in the computer business when the chips are down.
  3.2 stars
8. He arrived late at the party to find he was beaten to the punch.
  3.2 stars
9. A parrot that goes without breakfast is a polynomial.
  3.2 stars
10. There's a difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
  3.2 stars

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