Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. The man leaned on the printer cartridge because he wanted to tone up his abs.
  2.2 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
2. I ended up throwing the magazine away - it was very trashy.
  2.2 stars
Jay - Iowa
3. My friend said that if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've had Scotch tape.
  2.1 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
4. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
  2.1 stars
reif - hawaii
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5. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
6. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
  2.1 stars
7. High school grammar books are parse for the course.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. In order to become a teacher, Anna would have to chalk up the skills first.
  2.1 stars
Merrick - NC, United States
9. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
10. When the equation didn't balance out, it messed with the student's equilibrium.
  2.1 stars
Jeep guy - Virginia

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