Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. On TV it's a maze of channels, luckily he had a guide.
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2. A teacher harshly corrected a student on a math problem. I guess he got schooled.
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3. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
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4. Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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5. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
6. When the equation didn't balance out, it messed with the student's equilibrium.
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Jeep guy - Virginia
7. I need to drive to the shop to buy some ingredients for my guacamole but I don't avocado.
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Jord - Byron Bay
8. Buying a car is quite a show which is why car salespeople use a showroom.
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9. High school grammar books are parse for the course.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. I'm not a werewolf. Not that I'm aware of!
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