Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. I went out for a run this morning and tripped over, I could have been wearing the wrong size shoes, I haven't seen the footage yet.
  2.1 stars
2. On TV it's a maze of channels, luckily he had a guide.
  2.1 stars
3. I need to drive to the shop to buy some ingredients for my guacamole but I don't avocado.
  2.1 stars
Jord - Byron Bay
4. So many people buy their groceries at the market on the corner that it seems to have a corner on the market.
  2.1 stars
GerryB - Canada
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5. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
6. In order to become a teacher, Anna would have to chalk up the skills first.
  2.1 stars
Merrick - NC, United States
7. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
  2.1 stars
reif - hawaii
8. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
  2.1 stars
9. Asked what time we could bring our cat, the vet said fur thirty!
  2.1 stars
10. When the equation didn't balance out, it messed with the student's equilibrium.
  2.1 stars
Jeep guy - Virginia

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