Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. Caesar thought it would be smart to walk through the forum one evening. Beware the ideas of March.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
2. When the equation didn't balance out, it messed with the student's equilibrium.
  2.1 stars
Jeep guy - Virginia
3. I need to drive to the shop to buy some ingredients for my guacamole but I don't avocado.
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Jord - Byron Bay
4. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
5. Buying a car is quite a show which is why car salespeople use a showroom.
  2.1 stars
6. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
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7. A teacher harshly corrected a student on a math problem. I guess he got schooled.
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8. Is a reindeer with a bit in its mouth ... a case of indentured Cervid-tude?
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arachis worm - Toronto,Canada
9. High school grammar books are parse for the course.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. What does a guy need to do on this site to get a pun posted? Put a stamp on it?
  2.1 stars
Dr.Dirt - Anchorage, AK

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