Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. In the deli, I learnt the finer aspics of making jello salad.
  2.2 stars
RJS - New Zealand
2. If jokes could be owned like land, then no good pun would go undeeded.
  2.1 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
3. In order to become a teacher, Anna would have to chalk up the skills first.
  2.1 stars
Merrick - NC, United States
4. On TV it's a maze of channels, luckily he had a guide.
  2.1 stars
5. I went out for a run this morning and tripped over, I could have been wearing the wrong size shoes, I haven't seen the footage yet.
  2.1 stars
6. The man leaned on the printer cartridge because he wanted to tone up his abs.
  2.1 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
7. I need to drive to the shop to buy some ingredients for my guacamole but I don't avocado.
  2.1 stars
Jord - Byron Bay
8. Con game money is the grift of the grab.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
9. My friend said that if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've had Scotch tape.
  2.1 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
10. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
  2.1 stars
reif - hawaii

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