Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
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2. My friend said that if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've had Scotch tape.
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Adele - Bohemia, NY
3. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
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reif - hawaii
4. I want to become a mime. Does that sound like a good idea?
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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5. Developing the ideal golf green takes a lot of input.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
6. The hamburgers had so little beef that even a microscopic tektite would be a little meteor.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
7. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
8. Is photography of internal organs the wave of the future, or just a flash in the pancreas?
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
9. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
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Sivanandan - Sydney
10. Twister arm and the storm chaser will tell you almost anything. Give her a funnel cake and she spills all!
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Randy - Defiance, OH

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