Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. The man leaned on the printer cartridge because he wanted to tone up his abs.
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Adele - Bohemia, NY
2. My friend said that if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've had Scotch tape.
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Adele - Bohemia, NY
3. In order to become a teacher, Anna would have to chalk up the skills first.
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Merrick - NC, United States
4. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
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5. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
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6. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
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reif - hawaii
7. When the equation didn't balance out, it messed with the student's equilibrium.
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Jeep guy - Virginia
8. When the tree surgeon and his girlfriend broke up, he pined for her for months. Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.
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Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
9. High school grammar books are parse for the course.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. Why did the cow get put down? Because she was Pasteur best!
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sofa so good - Scotland

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