Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. I ended up throwing the magazine away - it was very trashy.
  2.1 stars
Jay - Iowa
2. I'm not a werewolf. Not that I'm aware of!
  2.1 stars
3. People in medieval days were always hanging out by the gallows.
  2.1 stars
4. On TV it's a maze of channels, luckily he had a guide.
  2.1 stars
5. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
  2.1 stars
6. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
7. I need to drive to the shop to buy some ingredients for my guacamole but I don't avocado.
  2.1 stars
Jord - Byron Bay
8. When the equation didn't balance out, it messed with the student's equilibrium.
  2.1 stars
Jeep guy - Virginia
9. High school grammar books are parse for the course.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. In times like these the value of Chinese currency should make Americans pay attention. Instead, too many of us just yuan.
  2.1 stars
JA - Houston

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