Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. The hamburgers had so little beef that even a microscopic tektite would be a little meteor.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2. My friend said that if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've had Scotch tape.
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Adele - Bohemia, NY
3. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
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reif - hawaii
4. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
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5. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
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6. I don’t like these new soup tureens at all. You could say I have irritable bowl syndrome.
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Kelly Street - Oakland, CA
7. High school grammar books are parse for the course.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. I raised my intelligence using my cranium.
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9. The punctual zombie was undead on time.
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Faiz - France
10. Henry the VIII portrayed the monarchy badly. This gave birth to the concept of the 'royalty-free image'.
  2.1 stars
Arun - Bangalore

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