Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. Is photography of internal organs the wave of the future, or just a flash in the pancreas?
  2.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
  2.1 stars
reif - hawaii
3. My friend said that if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've had Scotch tape.
  2.1 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
4. The hamburgers had so little beef that even a microscopic tektite would be a little meteor.
  2.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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5. High school grammar books are parse for the course.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
6. When the tree surgeon and his girlfriend broke up, he pined for her for months. Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.
  2.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
7. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
8. A staff member is a musical note.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
9. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
  2.1 stars
10. The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations.
  2.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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