Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. My friend said that if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've had Scotch tape.
  2.1 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
2. The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations.
  2.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
4. The weapon smuggler had a barrel of fun in the judge's private chamber.
  2.1 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
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5. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
  2.1 stars
reif - hawaii
6. When I was studying environmental science, my favorite professor was an expert on wetlands and quagmires. I still love to read his bog post.
  2.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
7. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
  2.1 stars
8. The hamburgers had so little beef that even a microscopic tektite would be a little meteor.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
9. High school grammar books are parse for the course.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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