Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. The hebebeegees is an irrational fear of disco bands retiring to grow flowering evergreen shrubs.
  2.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2. What do you call it when a dog eats your Birkenstocks? Sandal-ism.
  2.2 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
3. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
4. A teacher harshly corrected a student on a math problem. I guess he got schooled.
  2.1 stars
5. He decided to quit because he didn't want to become a Paul of smoke.
  2.1 stars
6. When the hospital nurse asked me if my bowels had moved, I assured her that they had come with me as I headed to the toilet.
  2.1 stars
RJS - New Zealand
7. The hamburgers had so little beef that even a microscopic tektite would be a little meteor.
  2.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
8. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
  2.1 stars
reif - hawaii
9. When the Drosophila melanogaster had a temper tantrum and threw his food those around said that they never saw fruit fly so far.
  2.1 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
10. What is the noisiest vegetable in the kitchen? Snap peas.
  2.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma

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