Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

1. Is photography of internal organs the wave of the future, or just a flash in the pancreas?
  2.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
2. The new robotic cuspidor, despite its speed and efficiency, failed to meet my expectorations.
  2.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
3. My friend said that if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've had Scotch tape.
  2.1 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
4. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
  2.1 stars
reif - hawaii
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5. Johnny got his leg cut off in an accident. He's walking it off now.
  2.1 stars
6. The hamburgers had so little beef that even a microscopic tektite would be a little meteor.
  2.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
7. A staff member is a musical note.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
  2.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
9. Twister arm and the storm chaser will tell you almost anything. Give her a funnel cake and she spills all!
  2.1 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
10. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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