Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

91. If zombies have to eat brains, does that make them obligate cognivores?
  1.9 stars
Michael Bauers - United States
92. He learned a new Tantric at the sun clinic.
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
93. Smoking may have ruined my lungs but my fingers are match fit.
  1.9 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland
94. Silver. Pretty solid.
  1.8 stars
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95. Receiving a Nobel Prize is, nevertheless, a ringing endorsement.
  1.8 stars
Pens of a feather - Colorado
96. What do you call it when a bad-tempered old baker goes bankrupt? A curmudgeonly crumble.
  1.8 stars
Luke - Lansing, MI
97. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin.
  1.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
98. I wanted to buy my wife some fancy soap, but she would not have a bar of it.
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RJS - New Zealand
99. Carly Simon was in a vineyard when she got the idea for the song, 'You're So Vine'.
  1.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
100. The wine cask maker had nothing to do. He was bordeaux.
  1.8 stars

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