Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

101. The wine cask maker had nothing to do. He was bordeaux.
  1.8 stars
102. The Greek god Pan loved cooking utensils.
  1.8 stars
PunGirl - Canada
103. The doorway was crushed when the transom was taken for ransom.
  1.8 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
104. Did you hear about my friend who hired out vampires and poison, and my other friend who ate children? Could say the first one was the lessor of two evils.
  1.8 stars
Simon - London
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105. 'Good boy, good boy', the dog trainer muttered.
  1.8 stars
JA - Houston
106. Is a seventeen-day-old infertile duck egg an absentee balut?
  1.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
107. Dorothy's dog, of the Wizard of Oz fame, always eats his food entirely - he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto.
  1.8 stars
Tom - St. Peter, MN
108. If the founder of Playboy had become a lumberjack, would he be Hew Hefner?
  1.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
109. After Thanksgiving dinner, I was as stuffed as a turkey!
  1.8 stars
110. Digest is morbid humor.
  1.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida

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