Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

131. The cheap hotel was really a violin.
  1.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
132. The Nobel pun prize doesn't contain any bells.
  1.7 stars
133. The joke backfired, but it fired back again.
  1.7 stars
134. Tube tyres are not a patch on tubeless ones!
  1.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
135. The gourmet chef received an injection for a severe allergic reaction. He got an epi-cure.
  1.7 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
136. Serving yourself a complimentary soft drink is a way to get emotional support.
  1.7 stars
vincent - el paso
137. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets.
  1.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
138. The chef said it would be rare moment if the waiter returned a steak with a burning issue after being so tender cooking it.
  1.7 stars
139. A taxidermist specializes in skin for cabs.
  1.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
140. Reassuring his employees in the dry goods division that no one will lose their job, the president of a dairy corporation said, 'The company is in powder form!'.
  1.7 stars
Paul & Cali - Philippines

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