Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

141. How did I meet Eve you ask? I rescued her from a gutter.
  1.7 stars
punnyfrank - Newberg, Oregon
142. Oncology is the study of car horns.
  1.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
143. Two crows kill a man. I guess you could say it was a murder, done by a murder!
  1.7 stars
144. The drunk went into the barbershop and said, 'Take a little off the tope.'
  1.7 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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145. They say that Himalayan Roosters can lay eggs but why is that one screaming? Himalayan Rock Salt.
  1.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
146. When trying to curry favour with 16th Century French Protestants, it isn't what you know, it is Huguenot.
  1.7 stars
HMA - Liverpool
147. Merchants are sung by a mermaid choir.
  1.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
148. A fish was chasing me and the only thing I could do was to raun as fast as I could.
  1.6 stars
Merrick Sanders - NC, United States
149. Companies are called Firms because they take firm positions.
  1.6 stars
150. If you see cattle wearing shin pads then you know they are on a weight loss program to reduce grazing.
  1.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand

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