Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

11. The punctual zombie was undead on time.
  2.1 stars
Faiz - France
12. They say it's easy to get your mind around introspection.
  2.1 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
13. When I treated my friends to lunch at the Mexican fast food restaurant I had to pay the taco bill.
  2.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
14. Economists report that garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sales of fresh flowers.
  2.1 stars
Faiz - France
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15. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
16. Lazy people worship a bone idol.
  2.1 stars
HMA - Liverpool
17. When the tree surgeon and his girlfriend broke up, he pined for her for months. Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.
  2.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
18. The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down.
  2.1 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
19. When the equation didn't balance out, it messed with the student's equilibrium.
  2.0 stars
Jeep guy - Virginia
20. Henry the VIII portrayed the monarchy badly. This gave birth to the concept of the 'royalty-free image'.
  2.0 stars
Arun - Bangalore

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