Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

11. The punctual zombie was undead on time.
  2.1 stars
Faiz - France
12. Lungs are a pair of windbags.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
13. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
14. I raised my intelligence using my cranium.
  2.1 stars
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15. When I treated my friends to lunch at the Mexican fast food restaurant I had to pay the taco bill.
  2.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
16. His hopes of providing the energy needs for his home by igniting methane gas proved to be little more than a flash in the pan.
  2.1 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
17. Economists report that garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sales of fresh flowers.
  2.1 stars
Faiz - France
18. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
19. People in medieval days were always hanging out by the gallows.
  2.0 stars
20. When the equation didn't balance out, it messed with the student's equilibrium.
  2.0 stars
Jeep guy - Virginia

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