Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

11. In times like these the value of Chinese currency should make Americans pay attention. Instead, too many of us just yuan.
  2.1 stars
JA - Houston
12. What does a guy need to do on this site to get a pun posted? Put a stamp on it?
  2.1 stars
Dr.Dirt - Anchorage, AK
13. The punctual zombie was undead on time.
  2.1 stars
Faiz - France
14. Lazy people worship a bone idol.
  2.1 stars
HMA - Liverpool
15. Lungs are a pair of windbags.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
16. I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.
  2.1 stars
bill g - central nj
17. Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
18. They say it's easy to get your mind around introspection.
  2.1 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
19. When I treated my friends to lunch at the Mexican fast food restaurant I had to pay the taco bill.
  2.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
20. It seems like it's always Patsy's fault.
  2.1 stars
reif - hawaii

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