Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

11. The punctual zombie was undead on time.
  2.1 stars
Faiz - France
12. Henry the VIII portrayed the monarchy badly. This gave birth to the concept of the 'royalty-free image'.
  2.1 stars
Arun - Bangalore
13. They say it's easy to get your mind around introspection.
  2.1 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
14. When I treated my friends to lunch at the Mexican fast food restaurant I had to pay the taco bill.
  2.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
15. Soap operas give a good lather making viewers to froth and bubble!
  2.1 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
16. Lazy people worship a bone idol.
  2.1 stars
HMA - Liverpool
17. When the tree surgeon and his girlfriend broke up, he pined for her for months. Knock on wood, they will someday get back together.
  2.1 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Tulsa, Oklahoma
18. Lungs are a pair of windbags.
  2.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
19. The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down.
  2.1 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
20. Does Santa take his sleigh to his magic class or does he take a luge in?
  2.0 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland

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