Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

21. An undercover doctor gave his operation a code name of LIVER.
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22. I wanted cottage cheese with my meal so I ordered from the a la curd menu.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
23. Some people spend a lot on their face, and always want to be taken at face value.
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24. Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
25. The punctual zombie was undead on time.
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Faiz - France
26. Things can go either way at a kissing gate.
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Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
27. In veterinary school we studied the brain of the hippopotamus. At that time most students stayed on the main campus, while I stayed on the hippocampus.
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Toycoon - Skokie
28. My father slept under the bed, I think he was a little potty.
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Tony SL - Dublin
29. I raised my intelligence using my cranium.
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30. The book had a hint of foreshadowing.
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