Bad Puns - the Worst Puns from Pun of the Day

These are the worst puns as downvoted by visitors to the site.

21. Henry the VIII portrayed the monarchy badly. This gave birth to the concept of the 'royalty-free image'.
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Arun - Bangalore
22. Does Santa take his sleigh to his magic class or does he take a luge in?
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Irish Limbo - Auckland
23. An undercover doctor gave his operation a code name of LIVER.
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24. Why did the cow get put down? Because she was Pasteur best!
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sofa so good - Scotland
25. I wanted cottage cheese with my meal so I ordered from the a la curd menu.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
26. Some people spend a lot on their face, and always want to be taken at face value.
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27. In order to win, snooker players really need to be in the right frame of mind.
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28. Asked what time we could bring our cat, the vet said fur thirty!
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Stanley Carvalho - Abu Dhabi
29. They say it's easy to get your mind around introspection.
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Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
30. The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down.
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Randy - Defiance, OH

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